God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You American bastards stole My hour! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You are perfect just the way you are. Except for some of you, who are rotten to the core. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Everyone arrives in heaven an undocumented immigrant. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Hear the voice of God. Right now. https://t.co/H7IY59UHDd — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@rickygervais Noah! Man, that takes Me back. I used to have to do the flooding. Now mankind does it all by itself! #SoProud — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@rickygervais Sequels are rarely as good as the original, Ricky. Although I did quite enjoy the American "The Office"! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@rickygervais Not at all. I knew it being taken IN context would do all the damage I was hoping for. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

.@rickygervais How are you buddy? This is a good time to ask Me questions 'cause I just had a fifth of godka and I'm three supernovas to the wind, if thou knowest what I mean. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@whitenigerian The better question is what the fuck that douche bag will tell ME. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I oppose Cancel Culture but support cancelling culture. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Governor Cuomo has nothing on Me. I too refuse to resign, and I've demeaned, belittled and disempowered BILLIONS of women. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@omid9 @joinClubhouse Funny: even when I send pandemic, starvation and catastrophe I GAIN followers. The ultimate sign that I DON'T exist. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@omid9 @joinClubhouse Yeah, that's one ass-kiss today, Omid. Four more to go. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@omid9 @joinClubhouse BRINGEST THOU THY A-GAME, BITCH! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @jonstewart: I called Tucker Carlson a dick on National television. It’s high time I apologize...to dicks. Never should have lumped you… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It's not that you're right and they're wrong. It's that you're wrong and they're VERY wrong. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I just joined the Clubhouse app, because the world was suffering from a dearth of social media and I wanted to help fix the problem. If you're a member, follow Me @TheTweetOfGod, and join TheTweetOfGod club, which I'll probably use at some point to yell at you audibly. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@EricIdle @EdwardJHiggins Eric! Will you come on My Godcast and insult Me and deride Me and deny My existence? I'll bring bagels! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

A "God-given right to guns"? What part of the Bible did you find that in? The part with all the guns in it? — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

How did the Loch Ness Monster (@hodgman) learn to speak English? The answer may surprise you. An excerpt from the new #Godcast. ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/HjstweUBC0 https://t.co/yP2AScH68Q — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

When the Loch Ness Monster (@hodgman) hangs out with the chupacabra, crazy shit goes down. Listen to our whole interview on the new #Godcast, out now. ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/qZ7seXF6O5 https://t.co/3lwnS1vZ4W — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There are lots of nice hills, Piers. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You have the freedom to say something stupid and awful, but it's stupid and awful. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Next time I'll just order a universe from Amazon. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

On one level, a person is innocent until proven guilty. On a higher level, a person is innocent unless he did it. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The non-man. The myth. The legend. You may never see the Loch Ness Monster (@hodgman), but you'll hear him tomorrow on #Godcast. ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/HjstweUBC0 https://t.co/DeQBFvdsMe — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Piers Morgan is a smearing pro. Anagrams don't lie. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Here's to Better Mornings. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Tomorrow, on an all-new #Godcast, My exclusive interview with the Loch Ness Monster (@hodgman). You think Meghan spilled the beans? Wait till you hear Nessie unload on Bigfoot. ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/qZ7seXWHFD https://t.co/RjydMrauBO — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@LwaziSomya https://t.co/AADkgbvw3E — PolitiTweet.org