God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @BenScho999999: @TheTweetOfGod @omymattville @tlc152 @TheFrankmanMN @TheMetsAreCursd My god, what a dick. https://t.co/2ymixJjl6k — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@BenScho999999 @omymattville @tlc152 @TheFrankmanMN @TheMetsAreCursd Shut the fuck up already Ben. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Mass shootings are a small price to pay for the freedom to carry out mass shootings. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun lobby is 100 million good guys with an anti-gun lobby. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The Colorado State Shooting Association (https://t.co/PNwylPt8Um) is Colorado's official state association of the NRA. Its phone number is (719) 966-7512. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Why have laws controlling guns? Killers will just ignore them anyway. Why have laws against rape? Rapists will just ignore them anyway. Why have laws against anything? Criminals will just ignore them anyway. Why have government? Why have society? Why try to do anything? — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @NRA: ICYMI: A Colorado judge gave law-abiding gun owners something to celebrate. In an @NRAILA-supported case, he ruled that the city… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

A gun massacre in a public place in America. Finally, a return to normalcy. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

This is the only tweet I can think of right now. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

So troo. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@aliceandrews Neither am I. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Reminder: I am now on Clubhouse. When I have enough followers there I will begin supplementing My #Godcast with live Q&A sessions. (The 'A' will often be 'None of your damn business,' but still.) — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Eu irei. https://t.co/nUL6nRhId0 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

What did I tell you about easing up on the acid, Elon. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Every time you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember that you're right. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

How should a Dad express love for his son? Like Me? No. Like Dick Hoyt. #RIPDickHoyt. https://t.co/V9BPBn7Vei — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Yes. It's called 'sodomy,' and it's a wonderful thing. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@tonyposnanski Yes. It's called 'sodomy,' and it's a wonderful thing. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Which pestilence earns the #1 spot on Lucy Lawless's (@RealLucyLawless) list of Top Ten Plagues of Egypt? Find out here, and then listen to our entire interview... after hearing from Jesus (@RealGilbert) Christ. ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/HjstweD0dq https://t.co/ImttKFvjeI — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

On an all-new #Godcast, Lucy Lawless (@RealLucyLawless) talks about one of her least-known roles: Xena, Warrior Princess! ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/HjstweD0dq https://t.co/vGInTfIuHs — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

St. Patrick is already totally shit-faced. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Tomorrow on an all-new #Godcast, Lucy Lawless (@RealLucyLawless) bears her cool-ass warrior princess soul. And we FINALLY hear from My son and your Redeemer, Jesus Christ (@RealGilbert). That's right, I said (@RealGilbert). ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/HjstweD0dq https://t.co/cACG2IuHYj — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

On tomorrow's all-new #Godcast, Jesus Christ speaks! And wait till you hear who's giving voice to his magical utterances! #AFLAC Then, could I create a guest so cool even I couldn't talk to her? Find out, because I sit down with Lucy LAWLESS, 'cause I know her, 'cause I'm God. https://t.co/itV2NiW0QW — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The Bible is 100% accurate, especially when thrown at close range. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @MartinRose2: @Chadwick540 @TheTweetOfGod I am straight because God cannot live with sin and choosing to live a homosexual lifestyle is… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"Two members of the same sex cannot be united in love," says the Church whose iconography looks like this. https://t.co/8ESadVILfr — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Homosexuality is not a choice, but homophobia is. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @TheTweetOfGod: The Catholic Church is, in the most real and literal sense, an organized crime institution. https://t.co/nWXrAqjlcP — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

But fucking kids is still cool, I guess. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

And the Me-thanking has begun! #Grammys — PolitiTweet.org