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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Bernie Madoff is in hell. The devil will be broke in 18 months. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Somebody cheer Me up. I feel lousy. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@gsnap_abk6 @IJasonAlexander Ah, but he knew the Fibonacci series, didn't he? That may come up in the interview... — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Tomorrow on an all-new #Godcast: Jason Alexander (@IJasonAlexander)! Plus Joan of Arc and I reveal our favorite ways to smoke pot. (Hint: it involves the inner solar system.) ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/HjstweD0dq https://t.co/DU5O3DIsDk — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Hell is My burner universe. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@mysteriouskat @sbkaufman Damn right. I have the best legal team in the business. https://t.co/yhDmRANHl2 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@mysteriouskat I have a team of lawyers. That's why they were Chosen to begin with. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I am the Lord thy God, King of the Universe, and I want a divorce. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@mysteriouskat Pit. CessPIT. Rhymes with respite. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@mysteriouskat Damn fucking skippy. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@mysteriouskat Set up a room. Get some big people in it, your Sam Harrises, your Daniel Dennetts, your whatevers. Then I'll show up and smite your asses. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@mysteriouskat Yes. It is just a number. A number that increases by one every year you get closer to death. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@mysteriouskat And FYI, I am on Clubhouse, and if you ever want to actually hear God's POV on the wretched cesspit you've made of My creation, I'd be happy to talk with you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@mysteriouskat Here's a hint: Look for the one with 6.2 million followers. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@sbkaufman @mysteriouskat @neginsh @SamHarrisOrg @SweatEm @DrewMorisey @joinClubhouse That wasn't Me, people. That was a different Twitter God. And he sucks. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You can do this, people. Work with Me. — PolitiTweet.org
GMA News @gmanews
“If you want me to die early, you must pray harder." Pres. Duterte said he does not have any ailment that would pr… https://t.co/wF0x3Z0BgI
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Hideki Matsuyama is winning the #Masters2021 in Augusta. Guess it's time for the Georgia GOP to make it harder for nonwhites to golf. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This #wrestlemania is not up to My standards. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
And really, how could it not? https://t.co/GJSom4X3IY # via @HuffPost — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I created DNA mainly to solve crimes. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You should delete your history, humanity, because it's full of sick stuff you wouldn't anyone to know about. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm not saying Joan of Arc and I got high while talking to Dr. Michio Kaku (@michiokaku) about black holes in this clip from the latest #Godcast... but I'm not saying we DIDN'T get high, either. ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/HjstweD0dq https://t.co/yBDE3gag36 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
One way or another, people keep leaving the royal family. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@elizabethgreyyy @Walgreens Bless thee! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RIP Anne Beatts. — PolitiTweet.org
People @people
Original Saturday Night Live Writer Anne Beatts Dies at 74 https://t.co/U3JNQwZl6o
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Facebook is down. That's a good start. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Reality poses an existential threat to social media. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You deserve to be attacked, Imran. When you talk that provocatively, you have it coming. — PolitiTweet.org
The New York Times @nytimes
Prime Minister Imran Khan of Pakistan blamed a rise in rape cases on how women dressed. "Not every man has willpowe… https://t.co/bIQO7JiX9h
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
In this clip from an all-new #Godcast, Dr. Michio Kaku (@michiokaku) regrets to inform us that Elvis has left the universe. ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/HjstweD0dq https://t.co/2yrFTXxhVT — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @sandeep_3D: Great #godcast featuring Dr. @michiokaku ! @TheTweetOfGod Here’s an episode for you… Dr. Michio Kaku episode of Godcast htt… — PolitiTweet.org