God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

No more free will. From now on, if you want, you have to pay for it. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Twitter, hook Me up with the Tip Jar function NOW. I'm God and I want money. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@LeilaniMunter @chrissmithnymag @jonstewart @TDSTheBook MY EARS ARE BURNING AND SO SHALL THY EARTHLY VESSELS IF THOU SHUTTEST NOT UP! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@JeffreyGuterman Also, I delete tweets because they suck. Not because they're hypocritical. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @JeffreyGuterman: @TheTweetOfGod You delete tweets all the fucking time. Some God. Let's see if you delete your replies to me. You take… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@JeffreyGuterman And I"m leaving my tweet up. Where's your first tweet? — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@JeffreyGuterman I don't go out of my way to jump on someone's alleged un-PCness, eager to pounce on perceived violations of the PC code, heedless of your own bias. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@JeffreyGuterman Love how you fucked up the sexual identity yourself first go-around. Beautiful. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @JeffreyGuterman: @TheTweetOfGod Oh. God. How could you? Criticize Jenner for his policies, but not her sexual identity. Be best, God. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

From early childhood, Caitlyn Jenner secretly identified as an asshole. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Don't believe anybody who tells you she "plays" Joan of Arc on #Godcast. No one plays her. It's actually Joan of Arc. I don't care what @tarasandsLA says. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

My interview with old flame The Virgin Mary (@julieklausner) is a half-hour emotional roller-coaster full of screaming and flirting. Listen to a clip below, then check out the whole interview on the new #Godcast. ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/HjstweD0dq https://t.co/bRFsGCMBJg — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

¡O, gloria inmarcesible! ¡O, júbilo inmortal! En surcos de dolores, el bien germina ya! (It will soon, anyway.) #ParoNacional5M #ColombiaSOS — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Sometimes I feel like a total fraud. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @TheTweetOfGod: THE FIVE STAGES OF CLIMATE CHANGE 1. Denial 2. Guilt 3. Depression 4. Acceptance 5. Drowning — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked. https://t.co/xU0eCzkrCg — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Donald Trump should not be on Facebook, for the simple reason that no one should be on Facebook. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@younglibrarian Order now! https://t.co/tWIp4n4Kg7 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The fact that the word 'Orwellian' has been commandeered by Orwellians could not be more Orwellian. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

On this week's #Godcast, an old virgin flame of Mine (@julieklausner) stops by, and the sexual tension is CRAZY. ⬇️ Download the Full Episode ⬇️ https://t.co/HjstweD0dq https://t.co/yTqLQOARQD — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

That's fine. Franklin hates Jesus right back. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@DeanObeidallah That's fine. Franklin hates Jesus right back. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Tomorrow, on a special Mother's Day Episode of #Godcast, a reunion over 2,000 years in the making. The Virgin Mary (@julieklausner) and I get together once more... and we've still got chemistry. ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/HjstweD0dq https://t.co/nTUxu0JzfC — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'm in a pretty dark place right now. https://t.co/NRBHP9t8CC — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I want all human beings to attain happiness by fighting each other for it. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It's time to hold climate polluters responsible. You're all under arrest. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Human nature is like regular nature only anti-nature. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You are rapidly developing herd immunity from reality. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'm just making this up as I go. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You are all living in a simulation, but what’s scarier is I am too. — PolitiTweet.org