God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Why do bad things happen to good people? To balance out the good things that happen to bad people. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The other side is 100% to blame. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

People are the Karen of the world. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Whose fault is it? Respond below. Best answer resolves the conflict with their side the winner! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

“Fee” is not a typo. If you want to applaud or despise Me you have to pay. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I have now made statements condemning both sides of the conflict. Fee free to applaud one and ignore the other, or despise one and ignore the other. Just whatever you do, don’t consider the possibility that BOTH sides are to blame. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

“I’m assuming your condemnation of #Hamas, a genocidal terrorist group that launched more than 1,500 rockets from #Gaza into Israel, will follow shortly.” Why yes. Fuck #Hamas. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@alipner87 I am very much an idiot. You have me pegged. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@alipner87 Yes I’m new here, hence the tiny follower count. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@alipner87 Try typing it in Twitter and see what happens! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

“The mass slaughter of children is a bad thing” is apparently an anti-Semitic statement. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It's coming. Just in time for Armageddon. The first-ever literary collaboration between Me, Jesus and The Holy Ghost. "THE BOOK OF PSLAMS: 97 Divine Diatribes on Humanity's Total Failure." Pre-order your copy today. https://t.co/mDymkOviZe — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

For you, religion is the belief that I'm in control. For Me, religion is the certainty that you're out of control. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There are two sides to every story, particularly stories that kill people. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Even I'm uncomfortable with what Israel is doing, and I'm Jewish. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @findingnimesh: I am the Universe in this podcast. Thanks @TheTweetOfGod for having me, and thanks God for having us all. https://t.co/S… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

BTW, thanks to @findingnimesh for his assistance in channeling Brahma. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Attention Indian followers: today's all-new #Godcast features an interview with Brahma so mind-blowing, I got the angels to animate some of it. ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/HjstweD0dq https://t.co/VlaxiRPv23 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You have completely depleted the brainforest. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

To my many Indian followers (and the others too): Tomorrow's #Godcast is one you won't want to miss. My exclusive interview with Brahma. Two gods. Five heads. One attempt at intercultural understanding. Zero progress. ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/HjstweD0dq https://t.co/Ti03px6SiK — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If a man striketh thee on one cheek, turn to him the other. Then, having shown thyself impervious to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It’s the people who say people are out to get you who are out to get you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

And apparently his Mom agrees. https://t.co/OiYefdLi1q — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Elon Musk reminds Me in some ways of a human being. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Bo is happily running around doggie heaven with his new Trump chew toy. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

This Mother’s Day, get Mom a gift she’ll always remember: the falling debris of a 22-ton #ChineseRocket. — PolitiTweet.org

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America Ninth! — PolitiTweet.org

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In the end, good always triumphs over great. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Every week on #Godcast I answer one prayer... and it could be yours. What wouldst thou like? — PolitiTweet.org

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So what nearby habitable planet were you all thinking of moving to once Earth is destroyed? — PolitiTweet.org