God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Then again, Monday comes from Old English “Mōnandæg,” named after Máni, the Norse personification of the moon. So blame that fucker. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'm rarely thanked for Monday. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Yes, this is all one day. This is the headline on CNN right now. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

This land is your land, this land is my land. From California to the New York island. From the redwood forest to the Gulf Stream waters. This land was made for you and me. https://t.co/ppMj5C24SI — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Next time I'll make trees from meat. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

A "patriot" is someone who loves his country enough to hate the majority of its citizens. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You only hurt the ones you love, but I hurt you anyway. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"That's anti-white racism!", screamed the pro-white racist. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@chrissmithnymag @OhNoSheTwitnt The theory of everything bagels cannot exist until the theory of gravity bagels is reconciled with the theory of quantum bagels. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The world would be a better place if you ate fewer animals. It would be an even better place if they ate more of you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @JewdyGold: Catch me on a brand-new #Godcast, where The Notorious RBG (myself) rules on the Notorious B.I.G. https://t.co/D3mkzitGEK @T… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Please misinterpret this. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Israel has a right to exist, but not because I do. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I need to do a better job of existing. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I don't god like I used to. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Elon has 🧠 🤪 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

On a brand-new #Godcast, The Notorious RBG (@JewdyGold) rules on the Notorious B.I.G. Her wording is... questionable. Listen (and see!) below. Then check out the whole episode at https://t.co/HjstweD0dq. https://t.co/BkO1yiD6P2 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Tomorrow on #Godcast, the late great Ruth Bader Ginsburg (@JewdyGold) stops by and rules that I’m an asshole. ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/HjstweD0dq https://t.co/ePzSDxqV10 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Won't SOMEONE think of the white guys?!? — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Other people are the worst, and for everyone but you you’re one of them. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I lost My remote. That probably explains a lot. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@FlashGordan74 Try it! And BTW, if you like "Satin", be sure to Silk! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You're a good person Marianne, but doubting that I'm tremendously disappointed in all of you makes Me tremendously disappointed in you in particular. https://t.co/aQJKZ964dL — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

#Godcast is the best podcast in the universe and was recently voted one of the Ten Best in the Multiverse. Listen. Subscribe. My guest this week is Brahma, for My sake. ⬇️ Listen to Full Ep ⬇️ https://t.co/HjstweD0dq https://t.co/rXtU7u0jHR — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@Malinasaval You lost My vote when you refused to notice Me saying "fuck you" to Hamas within three minutes of your tweet. You're clearly not the Features Editor at Variety of yore. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@Malinasaval A DIRECT RESPONSE TO YOUR COMPLAINT. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@Malinasaval https://t.co/j1XGxtrLZK — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I’m tremendously disappointed in all of you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Shonda, shonda, shonda. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If I'd made all penises identically sized the world would be a much better place. — PolitiTweet.org