God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt." --Leviticus 19:33-34 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Special offer from @TheTweetOfGod: Listen to an episode of My #Godcast at https://t.co/HjstweD0dq . If, when it's over, you're not completely satisfied with its entertainment value, you suck. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

On this week's deity-rific #Godcast, Zeus and I (@yannispappas) try to get to the bottom of everyone's favorite high-school math theorem. Listen or download the whole episode now at https://t.co/Xgi7GGmlYl https://t.co/DKs31uW9tI — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I will ignore these in two different ways. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

And you are Satan for the same people. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Attention Indian followers: You can now join over 50,000 of your countrymen and women by following Me on Clubhouse @TheTweetOfGod. Don't miss out on My upcoming conversations regarding why your religion and entire belief system is wrong! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Israel has a new Prime Minister and I have a feeling he's going to jump-stop the peace process. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Some days I wish I were Batman. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @TaraSandsLA: @yannispappas @TheTweetOfGod Luckily God has lots of us working for him!! Here’s the link https://t.co/lesPLIzRgL — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@yannispappas YOU WANNA GO?! YOU PUT THE 'LIMP' IN 'OLYMPUS' FETA BOY! GO BACK TO YOUR PANTHEON AND TAKE YOUR PANTHEOFF SO THEY CAN SPANK YOU! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

What kind of god gives birth out of his own forehead? A dead one, that's who. Zeus (@yannispappas) and I sit down for a tense chat on an all-new #Godcast. Listen or download now at https://t.co/Xgi7GGmlYl. https://t.co/ioR7T7kSfZ — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Right now on an all-new #Godcast, Zeus (@yannispappas) and I sit down for an epic Clash of the Gods. In this clip, I question his masculinity. Hard. Listen and download to the whole thing at https://t.co/HjstweD0dq. https://t.co/qqSdXFoKbS — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

They may not like gays, but they're still flaming. https://t.co/V2WxdIRMGa via @juliareinstein — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @TheTweetOfGod: EXCITING NEWS! Now you can record a prayer or question for Me that I may just play and answer on My #Godcast! Leave a… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I created the universe just to give Me something to do. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You’ve changed, man. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

EXCITING NEWS! Now you can record a prayer or question for Me that I may just play and answer on My #Godcast! Leave a message at https://t.co/a51HcMlXaO and My unpaid angel interns will pass the best ones on to Me. And be sure to download #Godcast at https://t.co/HjstweD0dq. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I wish you a merry #PrideMonth, I wish you a merry #PrideMonth, I wish you a merry #PrideMonth, And be happy you're queer! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Sorry, #Leafs. I just don't like you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Dafuq?! Just in general. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I blame My parents. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I really should be verified, @Twitter. Especially since @jack now looks like the kind of guy I used to talk to all the time. https://t.co/mvhJncShft — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Some #MemorialDay statistics: • 6,713 Americans died in Iraq and Afghanistan. • 47,434 Americans died in Vietnam. • 291,557 Americans died in World War II. • Up to 35% off robotic vacuums at Home Depot. https://t.co/0DiBhtsLgd — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@macphee_paul Thanks for the tip! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@im_delhi आपका नेता एक मनोरोगी है। — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

On #MemorialDay the United States honors the brave men and women who died preserving the nation from external enemies so it could one day be destroyed by enemies from within. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Any time any public figure cites Me in any capacity it is 100% bullshit. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

‘God’ responds to Duterte’s ‘divine intervention’ comment on VP bid https://t.co/aqIyti1olt via @Interaksyon — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @Crystal__Monroe: So the liberal Parody account retweeted me. 🙄 I liked it better when Peter Strzok blocked me. 💯🤷‍♀️ https://t.co/Ev… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

So true. — PolitiTweet.org