God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @washingtonpost: Nobody has been killed by lightning in the United States this year, the first time the nation has made it this far into… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Also on this week's #Godcast, I reveal My true feelings about the LGBTQ+ community. This is one #Godcast you'll want to listen to with your repressive hateful Fundamentalist parents! Download at https://t.co/HjstweD0dq. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

God @TheTweetOfGod now In honor of #PrideMonth, this week's #Godcast features My exclusive interview from heaven with the great Freddie Mercury (@MazJobrani)! In this clip Freddie shares a little of his origin story. Download this and every episode at https://t.co/HjstweD0dq. https://t.co/aNvF6FoE8n — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

In honor of #PrideMonth, this week's #Gocast featuresMy exclusive interview from heaven with the great Freddie Mercury (@MazJobrani)! In this clip Freddie shares a little of his origin story. Download this and every episode at https://t.co/HjstweD0dq. https://t.co/vgf4EWEjLc — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I have manic depression, and I was manic for six days, and I’ve been depressed ever since. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It may be time for Me to stop godding by Zoom. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

A new #Godcast comes out tomorrow, and I'll be answering a message left for Me at https://t.co/JrMzF6PLrq . Go there and leave your own prayer, and I just might answer it on the show, which I would never do in real life! And download #Godcast at https://t.co/HjstweD0dq. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The climate keeps changing and people keep not. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The more things change, the more they scare the shit out of everyone. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Today is the millionth straight day I'm calling in sick. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

My favorite word in the English language is "Amen" because when I hear it I know you're done asking Me for stupid shit. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Social media is mostly comprised of user-generated discontent. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Even after leaving the White House, Trump is still plagued by leaks. #TrumpSpeech https://t.co/ERDT1gz7Og — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Cheer Me up. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

This basic concern for others is why Kevin appears in all those Christian movies. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Anonymous is one of My favorite people. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I don't create complex marine ecosystems in your landfills, so please don't dump shit in My oceans. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Only I know how The Beach Boys feel about you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Hey Nigeria! You still there? — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I really am God, and I really am on Twitter, and I really don't care about you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @SeanFulce2040: If God was on @Twitter would you follow Him? 🤔 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I am carbon-neutral in that I have no opinion about carbon. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

They didn't even capitalize "you". Sigh... no one respects Me. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Not having a blue tick is starting to get to Me. https://t.co/HsdahL0QSf — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

My life coach says I should end life. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The first thing that happens in the afterlife is I make you sign a non-disclosure agreement. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'm almost positive I exist but I'm not 100%. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

This new Twitter Blue edit feature is very useful for giving you a chance not to send tweets you might fucking fucking fucking regret fucking. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@yannispappas @davidjaverbaum Fuck — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

One day Jesus' teachings will form the basis of a great religion. — PolitiTweet.org