God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The Golden Rule is not what you think it is. Just ask My son, Jesus (@RealGilbert). Which is exactly what I did on this week's Godcast. Listen below, then download the whole ep at https://t.co/HjstweD0dq . https://t.co/qLTIS3YC4B — PolitiTweet.org

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Artificial intelligence will never be a bigger threat to humanity than natural stupidity. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It's a brand-new Father's Day episode of #Godcast, and I celebrate it with an extended interview of My beloved son (@RealGilbert)! Yessirree, Jesus and I get along great! No residual tension here at all! Download this and every episode at https://t.co/HjstweD0dq ! https://t.co/5A2Wg2uVcR — PolitiTweet.org

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I dislike you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It's not a heat wave. It's a heat tide. And it will keep rising. — PolitiTweet.org

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It might be more effective to call it "weather change". "Climate change" is way too abstract for you dumb-asses. — PolitiTweet.org

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Sorry for the prior misspelling. The mullahs did the proofreading. — PolitiTweet.org

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Iran, I know your leaders have banned Twitter, but if you are reading this, please know you are not alone. I will take them down later. You take them down now. #IraniansBoycottElections — PolitiTweet.org

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Iran, I know your leaders have banned Twitter, but if you are reading this, please know you are not alone. I will take them down later. You take them down now. #IraniansBycottElections — PolitiTweet.org

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If you believe in something with all your soul, but everyone else thinks it's a bad idea, it's probably a bad idea. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Anyone who claims to be telling you something "they" don't want you to hear, is them. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Her followers will still deny the Holocaust apology ever happened. — PolitiTweet.org

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You’re not as bad as your worst moment, but you aren’t as good as your best moment either. — PolitiTweet.org

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@HollandWheaton Kiss-ass. :-) — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You are worth $153 billion, but living comfortably only takes less than $1. — PolitiTweet.org

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75 years ago today I dropped the ball. — PolitiTweet.org

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What will you miss most about civilization? — PolitiTweet.org

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You've truly fucked your shelf. https://t.co/wADqIYhUBX via @HuffPostGreen — PolitiTweet.org

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They have schools in Florida?! https://t.co/GaNfnHJr14 — PolitiTweet.org

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Warren Zevon said it first, but it means more coming from Me. — PolitiTweet.org

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Shit's all fucked up. — PolitiTweet.org

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The people who object to the teaching of critical race theory are the reason why it's necessary. — PolitiTweet.org

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I'm looking down on the Iranian elections and I can't help but notice they're a bunch of fucking bullshit. #IraniansBoycottElections — PolitiTweet.org

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Well, it's official: I don't exist. https://t.co/sWTWQDS8wQ — PolitiTweet.org

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If you enjoy My content, don't forget not to like or subscribe to organized religion. — PolitiTweet.org

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I know it may not always seem that way but deep down, people are fundamentally stupid. — PolitiTweet.org

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In this clip from this week's #Godcast, the late great Freddie Mercury (@MazJobrani) toots his own horn. Listen to the rest of My interview at https://t.co/bLkUMdWI2F https://t.co/U8W9t8JX5v — PolitiTweet.org

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RT @MazJobrani: Had so much fun listening to Freddy Mercury on @TheTweetOfGod - listen and let me know what you think of his British accent… — PolitiTweet.org

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Told you. https://t.co/VUmCgMMpUf — PolitiTweet.org

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Thanks for the heads-up. Will fix. — PolitiTweet.org