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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There is no "person behind" @TheTweetOfGod! I am the Lord thy God, King of the Universe, and I'm sick and tired of being doubted just because I don't say anything, or do anything, or help, or make my presence known in any way! — PolitiTweet.org
Speedy Memes @The_Jakster
So @TheTweetOfGod, for example, would have to verify they're true identity for everyone to see. I don't think that'… https://t.co/sNQDGOLeyq
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Clear-cut EVERYTHING. — PolitiTweet.org
Zeke Miller @ZekeJMiller
RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — Brazilian president being examined for possible emergency surgery following reported intestinal blockage.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Humanity is a crime against humanity. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Hiccups, huh? Try drinking ice water. Or breathing into a paper bag. Or resigning. https://t.co/XWny9VSGKw — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This week on the next-to-last #Godcast of the season, Joan of Arc (@TaraSandsLA) delivers an inspiring address, "The Power of Positivité", as part of My newly-inaugurated GodTalks series! Listen to a sample below, then download the whole ep at https://t.co/HjstweD0dq. https://t.co/djsEahKBFA — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This week on the next-to-last #Godcast of the season, Joan of Arc (@TaraSandsLA) delivers an inspiring address, "The Power of Positivité", as part of My newly-inaugurated GodTalks series! Here a sample below, then hear the whole thing at https://t.co/HjstweD0dq. https://t.co/lRX3EXdooI — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
.@TiffanyHaddish! Sorry for the delay in answering this - it's been crazy up in heaven. Anyway, to answer your question: No, I do not punish bad Deeds, but I don't reward them either. Or good Deeds. I don't give a shit about anything you do. Thanks for writing! . #Hereply — PolitiTweet.org
Tiffany Haddish @TiffanyHaddish
They say no Good Deed goes unpunished. Well what about bad Deeds @TheTweetOfGod do you punish those too? cause it’s… https://t.co/J0yUQq4JKC
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
.@TiffanyHadish! Sorry for the delay in answering this - it's been crazy up in heaven. Anyway, to answer your question: No, I do not punish bad Deeds. But I don't reward them either. Same with good Deeds. I don't give a shit about anything you do. Thanks for writing! . #Hereply — PolitiTweet.org
Tiffany Haddish @TiffanyHaddish
They say no Good Deed goes unpunished. Well what about bad Deeds @TheTweetOfGod do you punish those too? cause it’s… https://t.co/J0yUQq4JKC
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@Tiffanyhadish! Sorry for the delay in answering this - it's been crazy up in heaven. Anyway, to answer your question: No, I do not punish bad Deeds. But I don't reward them either. Same with good Deeds. I don't give a shit about anything you do. Thanks for writing! . #Hereply — PolitiTweet.org
Tiffany Haddish @TiffanyHaddish
They say no Good Deed goes unpunished. Well what about bad Deeds @TheTweetOfGod do you punish those too? cause it’s… https://t.co/J0yUQq4JKC
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Tiffany! Sorry, just got around to answering this - it's been crazy up in heaven. Anyway, to answer your question: No, I do not punish bad Deeds. But I don't reward them either. Same with good Deeds. I don't give a shit about anything you do. Thanks for writing! . #Hereply — PolitiTweet.org
Tiffany Haddish @TiffanyHaddish
They say no Good Deed goes unpunished. Well what about bad Deeds @TheTweetOfGod do you punish those too? cause it’s… https://t.co/J0yUQq4JKC
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
In the end good occasionally triumphs over evil. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You exist poorly. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The Big Bang was just to create content. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Penalties are just stupid. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
WARNING PRAYER OVERLOAD IN BRITANNIA SECTOR DEPLOY ADDITIONAL CHERUBIM — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Whom should I save? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Rats: Sinking ship :: Billionaires : Earth. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
That’s one small step for man, one billion dollars for Richard Branson. — PolitiTweet.org
The Associated Press @AP
BREAKING: Billionaire adventurer Richard Branson has reached space aboard his own winged rocket ship. https://t.co/hQ0d06a1cE
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
“And a trinity of lions shall be seen placing innumerable sacred orbs into the back of two white-posted spider webs, by the command of the general of the southern gate; and the Romans shall be vanquished, and joyous celebration return homeward.” (Euro 20:21) — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@cmsall Better be lead-lined. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Really, really, really enjoy this weekend. If there’s anything you’ve ever wanted to do that you haven’t done, do it in the next 48 hours. More information forthcoming. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
An optimist sees the glass as half-full. An optometrist helps make that happen. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Nice place you’ve got here. I hate what you’ve done with it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
But also, luck didn’t stop you from going farther, I did. — PolitiTweet.org
ʋиκσиғιиɛ∂ @unkonfined
Luck didn’t bring you this far, God did.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
On this week’s #GODCAST, Amelia Earhart (@SullivanNicole) reveals her final secrets. Plus, Joan of Arc and I answer a lot of your prayers! Often negatively! Listen and download at https://t.co/HjstweUBC0. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This tweet will self-destruct in five lette — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I’m getting too disprovable for this shit. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Doggie heaven is the only kind. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I don’t exist. What’s your excuse? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you say something dumb and then defend it by saying you have a right to say it, you’ve now said two dumb things. — PolitiTweet.org
