God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@MissYanely You sure are. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I didn't in 2015, either. https://t.co/4fu8e5l878 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I don't. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Hell, on the other, welcomes conspiracy theorists of all kinds. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'm not allowing anyone into heaven who isn't vaccinated. I'm not inviting them there, either. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I've lost control of the situation. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

My only regret is Creation. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Crypto is the root of all confusing evil. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Christianity means never having to say you're sorry. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Iran's "leaders" are about to impose an #internetshutdown across the whole country. Not only is this evil and totalitarian, it's also dumb, because it will keep @khamenei_ir from having access to the hardcore leather porn he so desperately craves. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

People who are paranoid about the COVID vaccine need to understand that once you get the shot, you won't even FEEL the microchip. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The "J" meaning Jehovah. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'm an INTJ and that probably explains a lot. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Don't worry. It's not climate change. It's just weather change every single day. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I truly don’t recall making you this stupid. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

@CocoaCutest But that was MINE. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

What a great tweet! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

When I start talking to you, you should start talking to a mental-health professional. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

When people hate and fight and kill in My name, that's when I truly feel alive. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

And I should know. 😉 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Human beings are the only species on the face of the Earth who can just make shit up. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Keep the government away from my upper arm! My uterus, though, they can just stroll right in. #antivaxxers — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'll stop using bad words as soon as you stop being so fucking stupid. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

He didn't have a driver's license either, dipshit. https://t.co/Hir2utW4Mv — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Was zu Hölle? https://t.co/ew95DzHlXk — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

And soon you'll get to thank him in person. https://t.co/txzU2d2mrE — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You were adopted. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I don't know what My purpose is. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I miss the innocent days, when the only thing an Olympic athlete tested positive for was steroids. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

This happens WAY more often than you'd think. — PolitiTweet.org