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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Anything that "doesn't reflect who I am" reflects EXACTLY you are. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Fewer than .1% of the human race follows Me on Twitter. Over 99.9% of the human race will burn in hell. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Admission to heaven is 90% determined by spelling and grammar. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
A substantial percentage of you are out of your fucking minds. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The critics are raving about "The Book of Pslams"! “To die for!” — JOAN OF ARC “Better than the Koran! I especially loved the nude picture of me on page 87!” — MUHAMMAD “I stand corrected: God is back!” — NIETZSCHE So buy it, you cheap bastards. https://t.co/Tf4PnV6LWM — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Great Britain, for 70 years I saved your Queen. But there's not a chance in hell I'm saving your government. #torychaos #ToryShambles ,#ToryCostOfLivingCrisis #GeneralElectionNow #GeneralStrikeNow #TrussOut — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I will not let you in, no matter what it takes — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This is an invasion of privacy! Lay off, paparazzi! — PolitiTweet.org
BBC News (UK) @BBCNews
James Webb telescope captures new images of 'Pillars of Creation' https://t.co/qNlqCFgQXg
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
How many men, women and children must die?! More, unfortunately. But these inhuman bastards WILL be taken down. https://t.co/ZbYThx2wlC — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Must have been the beans. https://t.co/5HztbbghtG via @chron — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The next consumer item you purchase will make you happy forever. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@TheBestAkaliEvr Also, you're not the "Best Akali Ever". This is. https://t.co/a1QVgh637T — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@TheBestAkaliEvr Professor, try this: Get a calculator. Type in 44 billion (44,000,000,000). Hit the divide button. Type in 8 billion (8,000,000,000). Hit the equal button. See what you get for an answer. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@TheBestAkaliEvr Originally you were wrong once. Now you are wrong two times. Or, as you would say, two billion times. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @TheBestAkaliEvr: @TheTweetOfGod Hello God. Please follow along as I do this math for you. 8 (BILLION) divided by 44 (BILLION) = over… — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@TheBestAkaliEvr Professor Alkali, I would like you to think really, really hard about what $44 billion divided by $8 billion is. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
YOU TEACH ECONOMICS?!?!? — PolitiTweet.org
Professor Akali @TheBestAkaliEvr
@elonmusk Musk spent $44 Billion on Twitter. The World's population is 8 billion. He could have given each pers… https://t.co/vwf3FLbhhQ
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Injustice is My way of telling you I don't exist. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I shouldn't have gone off meds. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sorry. I call 'em like I see 'em. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Eat a bag of shit. Vomit the shit up and lick it off the floor. Next, dip your genitals into a jar of iodine for two weeks. Pour sap all over your body, then release a colony of bullet ants. Bite your own lips off. Finally, drink tub after tub of lard and wait for the inevitable. https://t.co/TfpiRgt4tL — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Trust Me, there'll be no need to fan the flames where they're going. — PolitiTweet.org
Iran International English @IranIntl_En
@AtenaDaemi A video of Evin Prison's fire on Saturday night obtained by @IranIntl apparently shows an intentional a… https://t.co/QbwKBZYuJw
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @DearSoodi: Continuous gunshot sounds & firing of tear gas at people vicinity of the Evin Prison. Many political activists & human righ… — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I am on your side, Iran. But more importantly, YOU are on your side. And that's all you need. #MahsaAmini #نیکا_شاکرمی #Iran #IranProtests #مهسا_امینی #IranRevolution2022 #IranProtests2022 #OpIrani — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @balesokhteh: Islamic Republic Regime opens a new chapter in Iranian Massacre! Welcome to killing of school students. Brutal animals. @T… — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Robbie Coltrane: dead. Henry Kissinger: alive. Me: unjust and incompetent. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Just Stop SUNFLOWER Oil, apparently. https://t.co/cChbOdvrN8 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Ah, football and Thursdays. They go together like football and Tuesdays. #TNF — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
A prayer is a subpoena I don’t answer because I know I’m guilty. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
What is most urgently needed is the simultaneous species-wide consumption of eight billion doses of shrooms. — PolitiTweet.org
