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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The ends rarely justify the means because they rarely even justify the ends. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I shouldn't have played all those violent video games growing up. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Laughter is the best medicine, so naturally healthcare corporations won't pay for it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm a discontent creator. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I’m omnipotent but there’s still only so much I can do. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I applied to be a god in India but apparently they’re overstaffed. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
That is absolutely false. I killed over two million people in the people for every conceivable reason, usually petty and psychopathic. But there is no mention of abortion whatsoever. The Bible is ardently and unequivocally pro-death. Now fuck the fuck off. — PolitiTweet.org
Family Research Council @FRCdc
The Bible is ardently and unequivocally pro-life.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Thanks for the shout-out to "one Twitter user", Anderson! — PolitiTweet.org
vson @vson2
TheTweetOfGod @TheTweetOfGod quoted on CNN #facebookwhistleblower #facebookoutage #facebookdown #cnn https://t.co/bV9ksOpVOh
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Facebook is coming back, but you shouldn't. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Does anyone know of a service that provides friends, but in real life? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Facebook and Instagram being down is a good opportunity for you to reacquaint yourself with your soul. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Instagram and Facebook are currently not working, as are democracy, society and a healthy sense of self. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My favorite word in the English language is “Amen” because when I hear it I know you’re finally done asking Me for stupid shit. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I will be using My right to choose. — PolitiTweet.org
CNN @CNN
Justice Brett Kavanaugh has tested positive for Covid-19, the Supreme Court said https://t.co/H8tNbte27e
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Congratulations America on another victory! @Quicktake https://t.co/IKeO4018IQ — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I’m retiring to spend more time afflicting your family. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Religion: ideas so good they send most people to hell. — PolitiTweet.org
Representative Mike Loychik @MikeLoychik
Government: ideas so good they have to be mandatory.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sooner or later, I stop providing healthcare. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This is called 'flirting'. @weatherindia https://t.co/RzFhtOig4V — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Atheists are only allowed to call My name during sex if they're faking it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sorry, I'm already in a threesome. — PolitiTweet.org
The Mirror @DailyMirror
'I have threesomes with God – it's the best sex of my life & improves orgasms' https://t.co/BLPNsfO3JM https://t.co/tFwt5gCXBx
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I believe you can fry. #RKellyTrial — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The fear of failure is the only thing standing between you and failure. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"We have a big problem with A and yet so-and-so is worried about B!" Yes. Because A and B are both big problems. As are C through Z, α through Ω, and your sense of logic. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Most of the universe has terrible wifi. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @SallyWach: @TheTweetOfGod Oh yes I am, and you are not God. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Your illustrious 30+ year career on film, however, certainly is! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You are not sustainable. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm in it for the money. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I will never, ever stop killing. — PolitiTweet.org
