God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

HERE LIES AN ANTI-VAXXER HE OWNED THE LIBS — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 8, 2021 Deleted after 5 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If who you think you are, who the world thinks you are, and who you actually are ever met, the three of you wouldn't recognize each other. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 8, 2021

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Just because Cancel Culture took you down, doesn't mean it was wrong. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 5, 2021 Deleted after 6 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You are not what I'd hoped for. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 4, 2021

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I feel like it’s not fair to you to continue our relationship when I’m sending a meteor to destroy you next Tuesday. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 4, 2021 Deleted after 2 days

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I love you but I think we both need to see other planets. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 4, 2021 Deleted after 3 days

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

This is embarrassing, but can someone remind Me again what E=? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 3, 2021 Deleted after 20 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

For every ten people who are stupid, there are ten other people who are also stupid. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 3, 2021

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Anti-vaxxers, the government is hiding the truth from you! They know damn well that a four-ounce glass of arsenic and hydrochloric acid can permanently protect you from COVID, but THEY'RE TOO IN BED WITH BIG PHARMA to admit it! #Arsenic #HydrochloricAcid #ViableCOVIDCure — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 3, 2021 Deleted after 4 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Sorry, #QAnonCult, but JFK Jr. asked Me to tell you he’s staying put. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 2, 2021 Deleted after 7 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I see the glass as half-full. Of poison. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 2, 2021 Deleted after 16 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

No. I had one once and it's been downhill ever since. — PolitiTweet.org

@TheTweetOfGod God needs an orgasm. Seriously.

Posted Nov. 2, 2021 Deleted after an hour

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You can achieve anything but I wouldn't if I were you. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 2, 2021 Deleted after 15 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There is no man-made problem so bad that a man-made solution can't make it worse. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 1, 2021

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

No, I will not. This is a Thee problem, not a Me problem. — PolitiTweet.org

“God bless you all and may God save the planet” — Biden ending his speech at #COP26 https://t.co/8YFoFpJ2bv

Posted Nov. 1, 2021

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Look for Me trick-or-treating tonight! I'll be dressed as a God who gives a crap. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 31, 2021 Deleted after a minute

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The Christian Right hates Halloween not because it's pagan, but because it involves giving children free food. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 31, 2021 Deleted after 5 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Just FYI, you're not getting laid tonight. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 31, 2021 Deleted after a day

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'm very pro-life. Don't let the 164,000 people who die every single day fool you. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 30, 2021 Deleted after 34 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

In response to my ten most recent prayers: No. No. Maybe. Sorry, can't hear you. Sure. I was planning on doing that anyway. No. Oooh, if you'd asked yesterday I would have said yes. Are you kidding?!? Yes, because I'm a fan of that sports team as well. No. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 30, 2021

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'm honestly just in total shock at how stupid you all are. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 29, 2021

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Umm… thanks? — PolitiTweet.org

This woman says she covered herself in feces to glorify God. https://t.co/4rcVmBlDnh

Posted Oct. 28, 2021

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Retweet this for a chance to win nothing! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 28, 2021

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There's only one original sin. All the rest are rip-offs. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 28, 2021 Deleted after 2 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Many, many mistakes were made. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 27, 2021 Deleted after a day

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Anyone can be pessimistic about the future, but it takes true mindfulness to be pessimistic about the present. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 26, 2021 Deleted after 2 days

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You are deeply unpleasant to Me. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 26, 2021 Deleted after an hour

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The fact that you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ON THE BIBLE is one of the great absurdities of human society. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 26, 2021

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Your current level of stupid is unsustainable. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 26, 2021

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The Bible's creation account has been permanently suspended. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 25, 2021 Deleted after a minute