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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@JeffreyGuterman *Scatological — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The more things change the more you crap your pants. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The imminent threat of World War 3 is a refreshingly old-fashioned foreboding. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm not a fake account. The Bible is, though. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You don't think, therefore I am. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you had Ukraine in the “Cause of World War III” betting pool you have half an hour to collect your winnings before being vaporised. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I am the King of the Universe. My son is a Saviour. Elizabeth is the Queen of England. Her sons are turds. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I mean humanity in general but also you personally. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You are alone in the universe because you deserve to be. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm done saving the Queen if the Queen's saving Andrew. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I love you but I think we should make other people. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You're just not doing it for Me anymore. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Never mind! The Pope hooked Me up. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sorry to ask but I need to borrow some money. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You can't control the things that happen to you, but you can control the lawsuits you file in response. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
All those babies are going straight to the depths of hell. — PolitiTweet.org
The Associated Press @AP
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Why is the universe so full of suffering? Because there was nowhere else to put it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Humanity needs closure. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The secret to effective prayer is asking for things that were going to happen anyway. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This man is correct. This is, in fact, the only qualification needed. — PolitiTweet.org
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I’m going to heaven because I ♥️ the tweets of @TheTweetOfGod
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I may be God but My most important job is single Dad. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@infojunkeee Got this one wrong Lisa. Thought you'd read my own comment to the tweet. Ouch. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I never said Canada was going under martial law at the moment. I said WHEN Canada goes under martial law, humanity is doomed. But it's OK. Being misinterpreted is a big part of My job. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
When Canada goes under martial law, humanity is doomed. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The future is here, and it looks like the past. https://t.co/PMFR1KJBUP — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
That you would leave in the second quarter with a non-contact injury? I planned that? #SuperBowl — PolitiTweet.org
Odell Beckham Jr @obj
THIS WAS EXACTLY GODS PLAN.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
SUPER BOWL POSTDICTION Rams 23, Bengals 20. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"God shed his grace on thee." We'll see. #SuperBowl — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
SUPER BOWL PREDICTION Snoop will be high. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This week I'm holding meteor auditions. — PolitiTweet.org
