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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Human beings can deny anything they set their minds against. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I was trying to come up with a neat way of saying Paul Ryan looks like a contemptible soulless shitbag but I couldn't. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I was trying to come up with a neat way of saying John Boehner looks like a constipated apricot but I couldn't. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Trivia: What does "GOP" stand for? Answer: Nothing. The GOP stands for absolutely nothing. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Today's Fat Tuesday will be followed in America by Fat Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Yes some people are terrible racists, but there are many others who are very good at it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @rickygervais: .@TheTweetOfGod You know when you made Eve out of one of Adams Ribs? Is there a trick to that? Or was it real magic? I ... — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Seize the day. Then make it pay for what it did to you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Happy birthday to Charles Darwin, whose ancestors I created from a lump of clay 6,000 years ago. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The Olympics are dropping wrestling? A sport in the original ancient Greek Olympics? Why not just drop marathon, javelin and sodomy? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Your overexposure to Korean pop music last year will be nothing compared to your overexposure to Korean nuclear radiation this year. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The lesson of "Green Eggs and Ham" is that your life will improve once you accept strange food from a stalker. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Fuck it, I'm resigning too. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The innocent explanation may be that the Pope just wants to spend more time with other people's grandchildren. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Popin' ain't easy. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI, you are a pussy. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Taylor Swift and likability are never ever getting back together. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
To me the best Country Solo Performance of all time was the United States for "Iraq Invasion" back in 2003. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Taylor Swift appears to be having a painful breakup with reality. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The Grammys are on soon. Remember, winners: each time you thank Me you're entitled to one (1) sin-free coke binge! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Horsemeat was discovered in frozen lasagna in the UK? How DARE someone improve British food without the people's consent! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I just genuinely dislike most of you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Nice guys finish nice. Mean guys finish mean. And everyone finishes dead. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Listen, I've been giving it a lot of thought, and you're doomed. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Well, the weather outside is frightful, Because Mother Nature's spiteful. The entire Northeast's been hit. Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @rickygervais: #ff @TheTweetOfGod: the funniest Deity in the history of man. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Jesus is the ultimate comeback story. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweet this you bastards. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Does anyone know the intricacies of libel law as they pertain to Twitter? The reason I ask is Rush Limbaugh rapes puppies. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you're gonna kiss ass, use tongue. — PolitiTweet.org
