Deleted tweet detection is currently running at reduced
capacity due to changes to the Twitter API. Some tweets that have been
deleted by the tweet author may not be labeled as deleted in the PolitiTweet
interface.
Showing page 224 of 227.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Although I created the Universe and have unlimited power over all things, it is very important to My self-esteem to be praised frequently. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Give up, itsy-bitsy spider. It wasn't meant to be. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Oscar prediction: Oscar Pistorius will be found guilty. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Desperate times call for desperate excuses. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @TweetOfMrsGod: Please stop tweeting and come to bed - new blanket waiting for You - extra fluffy! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The only part of the universe I care about is Earth. The other 100 billion billion billion stars I made just for shits and giggles. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
What progress it would be if the next Pope were not another old white homophobic bigot, but an old black or Hispanic homophobic bigot. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Listen, I never said I was perfect. I only said My mistakes were your fault. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
No one cares about your blog. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I will always be there for you when you need Me due to something horrible I've done to you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @TweetOfMrsGod: Just saw your last tweet - please don't eat ANOTHER quart of ice cream - there's a salad in the fridge - home soon - xoxo — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The universe is by far My favorite app. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Of course there are alternate universes. There are over seven billion of them walking around right now. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I made you in My image. That's why men have nipples. Now, why do I have nipples? No frigging idea. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My porn name is Almighty Rod. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You can't believe something into truth. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Be yourself. That should keep you busy. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sometimes the hardest word to say is "sorry". But most of the time it's "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis". — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
In heaven we make the best Bloody Marys. The secret? Real Mary. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Once upon a time there were 3 faiths: the Jewish faith, the Christian faith and the Muslim faith. And they all lived hatefully ever after. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Yes, there is a warrant out for the Pope's arrest. But it was issued by the fashion police for dressing "like Elton John's gayer uncle". — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @HannahLGillies: @DarthBeige @TheTweetOfGod Yeah it is, theres people living in slums with more joy than anything thats expressed on ... — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @HannahLGillies: Well, @TheTweetOfGod is possibly the saddest thing I've seen on Twitter. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Squander not thy short time on earth acquiring worldly possessions. Rather, try to get laid a lot. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It's Presidents' Day Eve! Don't forget to leave milk and cookies by the fireplace for Millard Fillmore! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
An "uphill struggle" is bad. But "going downhill" is also bad. You can't win with hills. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Today is the new yesterday. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Unlimited data is wasted on limited minds. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My problem is I'm too nice. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Every time BeyoncĂ© talks about Me, she's really talking about BeyoncĂ©. — PolitiTweet.org
