God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Ayn Rand is a philosopher in the same way Larry the Cable Guy is a television repairman. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Ayn Rand should have used her boundless individual creative initiative to go fuck herself. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Seeing is believing, unless you believe in Me. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

MY RAP NAMES Snoop Goddy Godd Notorious G.O.D. Ghostfaith Killah Eminent 50 Cubit JESUS'S RAP NAMES Young Jeezy Jay-C KROSS-One Savior Sav — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Mo' money, mo' problems. No money, much bigger problems. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I call it wrath management. You call it weather. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I've got 92 naturally-occurring elements and bitchium ain't one. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Remember, if your team loses it's because you failed to root for them properly. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"Man United vs. Real" is also the story of human history. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If you retweet this you're going to hell. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I never close a door without opening a window and then re-closing and re-opening them exactly five times. My OCD is reeeeally bad. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Many religions worship Me but only one does so correctly. The others are in procedural error, and thus all of their members will go to hell. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Everybody quit fucking with My shit. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If @rickygervais did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The baby that was cured of AIDS was cured only because it was the first infected baby that expressed sincere remorse for what it had done. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @rickygervais: Thank you @TheTweetOfGod for curing that baby of the AIDS you gave him :) — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There will be peace in the Holy Land the instant it's no longer thought of as the Holy Land. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"The Bible" running on the History Channel is like "Dragons" running on Animal Planet. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Jesus died for your sins, but Vegas lives for them. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Even if everything happened for a reason there would be no reason for that. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Bad breath is better than none. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

On one hand, eating meat is bad for your body, bad for animals and bad for the earth. On the other hand, bacon. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Fundamentalists, quit sitting around waiting for the end of the world. Get out there and make it happen! — PolitiTweet.org

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You don't have to be crazy to believe in Me... but it helps! — PolitiTweet.org

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Please retweet this to raise awareness for this tweet. #MakeADifference — PolitiTweet.org

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It's weird for Me not having a Pope. I feel like Burns without Smithers. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

How would you like your apocalypse, regular or zombie? — PolitiTweet.org

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Dear Justin, Happy birthday! Love, Dad — PolitiTweet.org

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The Vatican just deleted all the Pope's tweets. Because NO ONE denies reality like the Catholic Church. — PolitiTweet.org

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Not cool. RT "@pontifex So long suckers!" — PolitiTweet.org