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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Being sure you're right is almost always more important than actually being right. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 12, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Oprah for Pope! #Poprah — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 12, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There is nothing but this moment. Go out there and live it. Wait, first finish this tweet. Keep reading. Keep reading. Keep reading. OK, go. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 12, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I delete tweets the same way I delete people: ruthlessly, randomly and prematurely. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Religion: the crying baby on the plane of life. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The new Pope may be black or white, but his worldview is sure to be both. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The true measure of a man is not how many times he falls down, but how tall he is. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

People always say they love Me and I'm like dude, you don't even know Me. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 11, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Things will never get better until you make the conscious decision to lower your standards. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 10, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If biblical nonsense be something you wish, SpongeGod PrayerChants! Then stop by a church and put coins in My dish! SpongeGod PrayerChants! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 10, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Who lives in a paradise up in the sky SpongeGod PrayerChants! Almighty, omniscient and perfect am I! SpongeGod PrayerChants! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 10, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I take all your unanswered prayers and recycle them as your unfulfilled aspirations. #green — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 10, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Everybody in the whole world is always wrong except you. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 10, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Thanks for following Me, atheists. I am forever in your doubt. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 10, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Retweet this tonight and you're soooo getting laid. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 10, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Tonight's change to Daylight Savings Time will bring the Vatican to within 499 years, 364 days and 23 hours of the present. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @suthernTNBelle: @TheTweetOfGod Talk about blasphemy — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2013 Retweet Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Gay marriage is equal to straight marriage. Gay weddings, though, are far superior. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

And on the seventh day I rested. Also days eight through 47,000,000,000. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

As I've said before, the reason I giveth and then taketh away is that I recycleth. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The platypus is what happens when you take a perfectly good concept and send it to network executives for notes. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Next time you're tempted to masturbate, remember that I'm watching you, and also masturbating. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 9, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"No comment." - Me, after every single prayer ever. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 8, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"I'll pray for you" is Christian-speak for "Fuck off." — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 8, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Happy International Women's Day! Gee, it's great that 52% of the world gets an entire .27% of the calendar dedicated to it. #progress — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 8, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

#ignorance is trending. Not on Twitter, just in general. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 8, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Sometimes I love you so much I just want to kill you all. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 8, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Instead of trying to be someone you're not, be someone that someone else is not. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted March 7, 2013 Hibernated

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

North Korea shows that you don't need religion to be crazy. — PolitiTweet.org