Deleted tweet detection is currently running at reduced
capacity due to changes to the Twitter API. Some tweets that have been
deleted by the tweet author may not be labeled as deleted in the PolitiTweet
interface.
Showing page 216 of 227.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm extremely disappointed in all of you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Kill three people with a WMD and you get a capital murder charge. Kill 300,000 people without any WMD and you get a presidential library. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweeting this provides the retweeter with one (1) free credit for going to church today. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
By the law of equivalence 4/20 can and should also be celebrated on 1/5, 2/10, 3/15, 5/25 and 6/30. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
What a tense, tense day 4/19 was. Maybe tomorrow, somehow, will be a little mellower. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
FOR SALE: One boat. Bullet-riddled. $20 or best offer. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This situation is going to end up making Dzhokhar a relatively unpopular name. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It's 4/20 Eve! Be sure to leave a joint and munchies out for Rasta Claus! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @Playboy: In light of the events in Boston, #FriskyFriday is cancelled today. Stay strong, Boston. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
When CNN says they're "breaking news" they are, in a sense, right. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you're one of the two bombing "suspects" caught on the video just shown by the FBI, this would probably be a good time to kill yourself. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Black Sabbath has a new song called "God Is Dead?" A better, more shocking title would be "Ozzy Is Alive?" — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @TweetOfMrsGod: @TheTweetOfGod Are you mad at me? If so please let's talk about it instead of you taking it out on people. (Is it cuz ... — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The phrase "thoughts and prayers" is oxymoronic. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My heart goes out to all those who need to let others know that that their heart goes out to other people. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
In the beginning, shit happened. And it hasn't stopped since. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
What Fox is to diehard conservatism, and MS-NBC is to unabashed liberalism, CNN is to horrible journalism. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
America needs to be pried loose from the NRA's cold, dead hands. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The best thing about atheists is they never blame Me. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Mean people suck. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
#prayforboston is the Top Trend. 24 hours ago #prayforkobe was the Top Trend. See, this is why it's hard to take you people seriously. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Man, I'm a dick. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm stalking you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You think you're "God's gift to women"? Do you vibrate? Then no. No you're not. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @TweetOfMrsGod: “@TheTweetOfGod: Supernova tonight. I never know what to wear to one of these.” I left your tux on the bed. Remember: ... — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My favorite word is "Amen" because when I hear it it means you're done asking Me for things. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Every time I hear you say "Things can't get any worse" I take it as a challenge. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The trouble with people who are "politically incorrect" is that they are usually also many other kinds of incorrect. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Follow your dreams. Then, when they let down their guard, kill them. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stood for "Henry". #nowyouknow — PolitiTweet.org
