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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
No matter what the verdict in the #ZimmermanTrial, he's already guilty of one thing: murder. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It's not that he liked big butts; it's that he could not lie. THAT'S why Sir Mix-a-Lot deserved his knighthood. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
SHARKNADO SEQUELS Wolfcano Bearnami Hippoquake Piranhurricane Tarantulavalanche Lizard Blizzard — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sharknados! Why didn't I think of that? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The rooster came first. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The least developed form of man is Homo phobicus. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The most "traditional American values" include respecting the land, living in tents, and using every part of the buffalo. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I just fucking hate Sarah Palin. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Mexico is now the world's fattest populous country. America is #2. Canada's not even Top Ten! Dammit, hosers, put extra syrup on that bacon! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I can beat up Thor any day of the week. Including his. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Life is a journey. Death is the destination. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I've got the best fans in the whole world because they're the kind of fans willing to kill themselves and each other to prove they are. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The bad weather will continue until the climate improves. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
That awkward moment when you tell Eve a tiny man will be living in her uterus for 9 months before emerging watermelon-sized from her vagina. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"It was God's will" is functionally indistinguishable from "Shit happens". — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It all makes sense if you don't think about it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Earth was the first world I created. It has all kinds of problems. #firstworldproblems — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I wish Twitter would verify Me. Hell, I wish ANYBODY would verify Me. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You're welcome, Britain. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I call your name during sex. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Egypt is one of those rare countries whose "good old days" were in 2,000 B.C. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Paranoia can be a rewarding alternative to accepting the fact nobody cares about you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
To the many Americans waking up this morning with a patriotism hangover: I'm afraid the only cure is invading another country. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweet this if you don't believe in its Author. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
A fireworks show is like a gay missile attack. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Having a BBQ in heaven. I just swiped one of Adam's ribs. Seems like old times. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Here's an interview with a guy who claims to work with Me but way overstates his involvement. Plus he mumbles a lot. http://t.co/yx7EPd5g63 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The main difference between the Gay Pride parade and the Fourth of July parade is the people in the Gay Pride parade KNOW they're gay. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal." - A man who owned other men. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I Saved the Queen! — PolitiTweet.org
