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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Marijuana should be decriminalized and then recriminalized an hour later because man, would it be funny watching people freak out. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Life is unfair, but that's a good thing. If it were fair things would go even worse for you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You're all stuck in the same lifeboat in the same ocean and you're all too busy trying to throw each other overboard to fix the leak. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
#gayisokay #queerbringscheer #homosexualisnotineffectual #sodomyishottome #melikedyke — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You will die. We apologize for the inconvenience. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If I didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent Me just to send the Westboro Baptist Church to hell. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you find yourself in a position where you have to say "I'm not racist", you're probably racist. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Texas now wants to ban all abortions after six weeks. In its defense, who wouldn't want to die after living six weeks in Texas? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
These days I outsource 95% of your prayers to Bangalore. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
One day your fossilized bones will be burned for fuel and I'll laugh and laugh and laugh. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The world is full of too much misunderstanding and not enough not even trying to understand. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
In My experience the best way to sustain a long-distance relationship is through a total lack of communication. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I don't recall Native Americans being encouraged to 'stand their ground'. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you can dream it, you can do it. Now get out there and show up naked and unprepared for your final exam! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
To believe in the Bible it helps not to read it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You do know you're destroying your only home, right? Like, not abstractly. For reals. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My password for the universe is 1234. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Actually 666 is only the Area Code of the Beast. His full number is unlisted. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Due to excess demand I am no longer accepting prayers for world peace, ponies, promotions, sports victories or a night with Natalie Portman. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweet this to raise awareness of this tweet. #EveryRTMakesADifference — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him accept that the water wasn't placed there by an invisible sky-horse. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Imagine if your boss had a son and as long as you hung out with him you could treat people in the office like shit and never lose your job. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
For the last time: this is not a parody account. I am God, tweeting as God, using an iPhone like God, and speaking just like fucking God. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Even I think Zimmerman was guilty, and I'm an old white guy. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I have never been more ashamed of making Florida the model for the human penis. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Injustice is the fabric holding the universe together. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But why are you walking around giving men fish? That's weird, dude. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The far far right is old and white Deep in the heart of Texas. They flash their badge inside your vaj Deep in the heart of Texas. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It's always the people who believe in divine judgment who deserve it the most. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Once in a while people do something so stupid, even My son yells "Jesus fucking Christ!" — PolitiTweet.org
