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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My book is awesome. http://t.co/W3sRkyDGaq It's awesome on Kindle too. http://t.co/N2mZLTfYKV Here's a review. http://t.co/X3KNNIarm9 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Why is everyone I talk to crazy? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Thank Satan it's Monday. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Bless you for sneezing? Why don't I just make you Pope for burping while I'm at it? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The secret to effective prayer is asking for things that would have happened anyway. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Church is for losers. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Millions of people simultaneously believe both that Barack Obama is Muslim and that I had a son born of a virgin. Humanity, you're the best! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Never doubt that a small group of thoughtless, confused citizens can mess up the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If Michael Jackson knew Justin Bieber remixed one of his songs he'd be masturbating in his grave. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm bored. Look out. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The earthquakes in New Zealand will continue until the One Ring is forever destroyed. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The next generation has been the worst generation in the minds of the present generation for 500 generations. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Twitter is where spelling grammer and punctuation go 2 die — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Planting all those fossils wasn't easy, but it's worth it to see the looks on evolutionists' faces when I tell them they're going to hell. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I've put in six honest days' work in My whole career. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Dear Tim, Brady's knee is hurt! Happy birthday, buddy! Love, Uncle God — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm so sick of "damning it" for you people. Damn it yourselves, damn it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweet this and nothing will happen. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Many people pass their days in a series of near-life experiences. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
With faith all facts are ignorable. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If I didn't mean for you to eat pigs I wouldn't have made them out of pork. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Muslims have martyrs. Christians have saints. Atheists have cool dead people. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Being gay in Russia is even worse than being Russian in Russia. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Male nipples are just Me messing with you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
When people say "To be honest...", it means that up to that point they've been lying. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It is here! http://t.co/kCwDqKxwCD — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"Creation science" has the same intellectual heft as "dragon anatomy". — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm the world's best-known designer and people still wonder if I'm gay-friendly? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Next universe I'll do better. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My favorite word is "Amen" because when I hear it it means you're done asking Me for stupid shit. — PolitiTweet.org
