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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The trouble with Christianity is Christians. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I work in mysterious ways, but Congress doesn't work in pretty obvious ones. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are the only things standing between you and insanity. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Conservatives, if you love Me stop dragging My name into politics because I don't want anything to do with that shit. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
America, I'm sure you'll be happy to know the North Korean government is running as smoothly as ever. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
America is now closed. We apologize for the inconvenience. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Trivia question: What does GOP stand for? Answer: Nothing. The GOP stands for absolutely nothing. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Marijuana is a fun drug to use. I, God, endorse it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Just because you're right about something doesn't mean you're not an idiot in general. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Everything happens for no reason. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I hope when I end the world it feels as satisfying as that. #GoodbyeBreakingBad — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I hope everyone is happy about My decisions regarding which athletic teams won and lost today. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I know foul language is unbecoming of Me and I'm sorry I keep resorting to it, it's just that so many of you are so fucking stupid. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This is not a parody account. I am The Lord thy God, King of the Universe, and if you doubt it I will fuck your shit up. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm God, but I'm also Jesus, but he's also My son, so I'm not really, and also the Holy Ghost is someone too who's Me but not. #theology — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I know what happens at the end of "Breaking Bad": you get on with your life. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Love the sinner, hate the people who go around calling other people sinners. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Bored. May cause large natural disaster of some kind. If you survive be sure to thank Me. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The thing to remember about assholes is, they're assholes. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Don't worry. There's enough special places in hell for everybody. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The best thing about a Dell computer is the crunching noise it makes when you smash it into pieces with a baseball bat. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It's not that people never learn, it's that they rarely even want to. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My e-book is on sale! It's like the e-Bible, but less e-sucky! http://t.co/JYs4gJxeEz http://t.co/o3nyi41bNZ http://t.co/ZaMbfAM9sk — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweet this if you hate being told what to do. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Every dick pic is a cry for help. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If I ever won a Grammy I would thank Kanye. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
America, you were settled via the extermination of one race and the enslavement of another. But please, lecture us more about freedom. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"Go down, Moses." And he did. And that's why the ladies loved him. — PolitiTweet.org
