God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I hereby renounce My affiliation with the Republican Party. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"Oh God, you kill me!" Yep. Sooner or later I always do. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If you believe in something strongly enough, it makes no difference. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

America was discovered through an ignorance of world geography that its citizens have been happy to perpetuate. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I salute you, David Ortiz, from one Big Papi to another. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I knew you were trouble when you walked upright. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you just might find you can ruin it for everybody else. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I am no more a parody of God than the Bible is a parody of a valid moral code. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Just because you're an atheist doesn't mean you're not an asshole. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Life is meaningless, but you can customize the meaninglessness. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Biggest regret? Probably Creation. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Next time you kill thousands of innocent people in a disaster, tell the judge you "work in mysterious ways" and see how far it gets you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Kids aren't fully people yet. That's why they're so awesome. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Seeing is believing. Unless you're religious, in which case the opposite is true. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Work like you need the money, love like you're afraid of being hurt, and dance like your parents are watching. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

When one person has it it's paranoia. When millions of people have it it's an ideology. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

John Lennon isn't turning 73 today because I'm a dick. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Ironically, the God particle still can't explain why the Catholic Church has mass. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There's no limit to what the human mind can justify. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Orgasms were the least I could do. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There's nothing wrong with Earth a good-sized asteroid couldn't fix. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You've all lost your minds. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Peyton Manning is a Me. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I see you naked all the time. #perk — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Retweet this and your team will win. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

What is it with you and being awful to each other? — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Life is a journey, not a destination. Death though, that's a destination. Hell, for most of you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If I could do it again, instead of creating the world from nothing I'd use Kickstarter. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You are all very silly people and I'm not going to God you anymore. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"My name will live forever!" - Anonymous. — PolitiTweet.org