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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The more you know, the more you wish you didn't. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"Miley Cyrus: 'Society Wants to Shut Me Down'". Not down, Miley. Up. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Great Britain, the rains will continue until Piers Morgan's citizenship is revoked. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I've been waiting for My man, and now I have him. #RIPLouReed — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Life is all about the simple things, like having lots of money. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
As a rule, if the number of genders allowed to drive in your country is less than two, you live in an awful country. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Correcting My grammar is the fastest way to hell. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Warning: the life you are about to lead contains strong language, adult situations and nudity. Exister discretion is advised. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The only reason I'm not an atheist is I have no choice. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The reason I don't follow any of you back is that I couldn't care less about you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I know you better than you know yourself, and you're an idiot. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Everybody makes mistakes. But that last mistake you made, wow. #epicfail — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
What happens after you die? Not much, to be honest. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sometimes Kanye asks himself, "What would I do?" — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Real friendship is hard. That's why I recommend imaginary friendship. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"If there had been an 11th Commandment what would it have been?" Thou shalt not take the first ten seriously. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"What are the real seven deadly sins?" Bigotry Douchebaggery Hipsterism Humblebragging Cyberbullying Anal bleaching Sloth — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"What wiped out the dinosaurs?" Lack of health care. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"What does the fox say?" Whatever the Rupert Murdoch tells it to. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My son turned water into wine, but Coors Light turns beer into water.1 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You people take this life thing waaay too seriously. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My new universe premieres one week from tonight! Assuming, of course, you have the right cable provider. #GMT — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Don't take this the wrong way, but you're all horrible sinners and you're going to hell. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Free will is good, but free pizza is better. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Getting older is hard, but eventually it stops. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The next person I hear misuse the word 'literally' I will literally kill. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you're not 100% satisfied with your life, return it to Me for a full refund. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Homophobia is a lifestyle choice. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Congrats, America. You are no longer broke, merely broken. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The stupider you are, the stupider you don't think you are. — PolitiTweet.org
