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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Yep. I hate Jerry Jones. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 30, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It's the last Saturday night of the year. Getteth thee some. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 29, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Not only is Phil Robertson a homophobic bigot, but he ripped off My look from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". http://t.co/8oKYvhAKPw — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 28, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Happy birthday Stan Lee, from one creation mythologist to another. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 28, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I have absolutely no plan for your life. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 28, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I say this every New Year and I never follow through because I get distracted or lazy but I swear, 2014 WILL be the year I kill you all. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 27, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Anyone who retweets this is an asshole. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 26, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Homophobia is a sacred union between a man and a bible. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 26, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

My son is over 2,000 years old and still lives with his parents. #loser — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 26, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Jesus is loving his PrayStation 4! So far his favorite games are "Call of Duty: Holy Ghosts" and, more surprisingly, "Killzone". #greatkid — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 25, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Merry Christmas, douchebags. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 25, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Justin Bieber's career died for your sins. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 25, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

WARNING: U.S. radar has detected a mysterious bearded figure bombarding innocent children in the name of religion. #al-Kinda — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 25, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Mary and Joseph." "No vacancy." — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 25, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

An old white man in a beard bestowing gifts from the sky? Please. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 24, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Spelling errors make baby Jesus crie. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 24, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Toronto, do I even have to TELL you what I'm punishing you for? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 24, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

And now an important Christmas message from Stephen Colbert, Elvis Costello, Adam Schlesinger, and with lyrics by Me. http://t.co/ZQz1DG0zL0 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 24, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The problem with rich people is you're not one of them. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 24, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Traditional marriage was between a boy's parents and a girl's parents. And maybe some cattle. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 23, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

All I want for Christmas is you. #ALotScarierWhenISayIt — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 23, 2013 Deleted
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If you retweet Me 20 times you get to kill a guy. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 23, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

This year for his birthday Jesus wants an Xbox. Not the console; a box for his cross. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 22, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I am not a parody account. I am The Lord thy God, King of the Universe, and I am communicating by Twitter because My fax is broken. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 22, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The true meaning of Christmas is buying shit. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 22, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

On the sixth day I created mankind and I've been doing damage control ever since. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 22, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Tweeting something stupid is like thinking something stupid only much, much more stupid. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 21, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Nature made ducks sound like ducks and people sound like people. To act differently is to go against nature. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 21, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

And now a beautiful Christmas message from @TheTweetOfGod and @YerdNerp. Happy holidays, everybody. http://t.co/6moplvfRHr — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 21, 2013
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You have a constitutionally-protected right to verbally express your complete misunderstanding of your constitutionally-protected rights. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Dec. 20, 2013