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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Justice and love are blind, but injustice and hatred have excellent eyesight. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
In general, the wronger it is, the louder it's shouted. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Humanity, no matter how torn and conflicted and messed up you may be, for My sake, leave the dolphins out of it. #tweet4taiji — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm trying My best not to kill you all, but you make it reeeeeally hard. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Remember Facebook? That was a crazy time. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There is a very good chance you're an idiot. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The reason I don't answer your prayers is I'm not listening because I don't care. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The problem with a lot of people these days is they suck. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I love each and every one of you like My own son, whom I killed. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Every time you masturbate an angel gets its wings. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The meaning of life? All I can tell you is that when I first created life, I saw it as having dual aims: a) bitches, and b) money. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sorry about all this. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Justin Bieber's home has now been thoroughly searched, but police have uncovered no evidence of talent. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I don't think it's too much to ask that everyone stop acting like idiots. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"Mysterious ways" My ass. I just don't give a fuck. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You're the only person allowed to retweet this. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Journalism was a thing once. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Believe it or not, you're the best I could do. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm always surprised by how awful everything is. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
When I wrote that homosexuality was an abomination that was before I saw Chris Pine. #hot #GoldenGlobes — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
When you get to heaven you have to make an acceptance speech and if it goes over 30 seconds you're played off to hell. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Next Sunday: Peyton vs. Satan. #GoBroncos — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
At the end of a sporting event I’m often surprised by which team it turned out I was rooting for. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
666 is the Number of the Beast, but 24 is the number of the Beast Mode. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If hell exists it's filled with people who spent their lives telling others they were going there. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I think atheists are just playing hard to get. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm so fucking wise. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If Lane Kiffin keeps failing upwards like this he's going to end up with My job. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Social media is one of the best things to ever happen to stupidity. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Within the avian community, flightless birds are widely ostrichized. — PolitiTweet.org
