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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The reason John Lennon and George Harrison aren't onstage right now is that there is no Me. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Jesus had a gold sippy cup too. #grail — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
That @johnlegend has got some serious Me-given talent. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I am ready for a night that truly honors the very best in music, but until then the Grammys will have to do. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
So excited for the #Grammys! Can't wait to see today's top music acts thank the shit out of Me! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Winner: Wawrinka. Champion: Rafa. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Death is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I've gone unverified for 5,000 years. Why change now? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Always remember: I don’t care. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Listen, a lot of former child stars go through tough times. Look at Jesus. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The Bieber they are, the harder they fall. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Right now the Ukraine is tearing itself apart, and I know I should care, but honestly, My heart's in Miami right now. #FreeBieber — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Before you rush to judge Justin Bieber, take a minute to laugh very hard. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
DUI and drag racing? Not only is Justin Bieber in trouble, he's in trouble in the 1950's. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If ignorance is bliss why is the world so unhappy? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you retweet this you will go to hell. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Listen I don't have time to tell you why but you have to retweet this. There are thousands of lives at stake. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm through being your sneeze bitch. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I like hardly any of you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The Kardashians should not be kept up with. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I don't think you exist. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
By the way Seattle, the Bible had a 12th Man too. His name was Judas. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Peyton 26, Satan 16. Good defeats evil. I am the Lord thy God. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Don't slaughter dolphins you sick awful motherfuckers. #tweet4taiji — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There are only two states in America that have legalized marijuana, and after tomorrow they will be going to the Super Bowl. #ihavespoken — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
No, I did not impregnate that Italian nun who just had a baby. She only kneeled for Me, if you know what I mean. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There’s a supernova exploding in Taurus and a black hole is sucking up the space-time continuum, and you want a pony? I’ll get right on it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
To all the people praying to Me for world peace: you are ADORABLE. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Today is the first day of the rest of your life and you've already screwed it up. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Treat other people the way you would want to be treated if you didn’t have such low self-esteem. — PolitiTweet.org
