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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
After the #creationdebate, be sure to stay tuned for the #gravitydebate. Do things fall when you drop them? Find out tonight! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"Creation science" carries the same intellectual weight as "dragon anatomy". #creationdebate — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You'd think I'd be a creationist, but these days I prefer to deny any involvement in this fiasco. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Debating a creationist is like negotiating with a terrorist. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The possibilities are endless, but the probabilities aren't. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Somebody should do something about everything. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If I don't get verified soon I'm gonna start submerging continents. #youvebeenwarned — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Thanks again to @neiltyson for the awesome Godcast! It was a pleasure talking unto you, Neil. http://t.co/TNLkxLqASe — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Shout out from Russell! Right back atcha, Russ. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Enough of the game, huh? I think it's time for a 40-minute conversation between @neiltyson and Me. And here it is. http://t.co/hWSAk01CI9 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Tonight I recommend a sativa for Seattle and a stone-cold indica for Denver. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Holy fucking shit. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Scientology, get the hell out of My football. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
For the record Bruno, you ARE locked out of heaven. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Somewhere Tim Tebow is laughing, and that somewhere is here on the couch with Me. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
EMERGENCY PRAYER SURGE IN ROCKY MOUNTAIN SECTOR — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Phillip Seymour Hoffman? Really? At 46? What the fuck is wrong with Me? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Prediction: Denver $35, Seattle $25. (Per gram.) — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There's no need to call My name during sex. I'm already watching. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
When your favorite sports team loses it's because I'm punishing you in particular. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I dream of a world where everybody shuts up. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you're going to throw someone under the bus, make sure it's moving. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Not only do I work in mysterious ways, I only work part-time. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Some of you people are just awful. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Agnostics are basically people who believe in Me when they want something. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I don't exist. What's your excuse? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
When people say "With God all things are possible," they really mean booze. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Just amended My will. The rich now inherit the earth. The meek will inherit My stamp collection. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The mayor of Sochi says no gays live in his city, so there goes any hope of the Olympics having decent catering. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Gay or straight, when you get married at the #Grammys you're making a statement, and that statement is your marriage ain't gonna last long. — PolitiTweet.org
