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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"Zimmerman: 'Only God Can Judge Me'." Done. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If hearing about the Pentecostal snake handler who died of a snakebite doesn't make you laugh out loud, you're dead inside. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm so horny I could Bang a universe. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Cats have nine lives, but many cat owners have none. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Being gay is far less of a choice than being an asshole. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Hot off My fantastic interview with @neiltyson, My pathetic scribe sits down with CBC Radio. http://t.co/dtN6x2yVEC — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm single and loving it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There's only so much you can do, but there's also so much only you can do. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
For Valentine's Day I don't want anything special. Just my usual 145,000 dead bodies. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Thinking about merging with Comcast. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If there are any more bad weather days Earth is cancelled. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Yes, all this misery is punishment for gay marriage. You're not legalizing it fast enough. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You do realize the awful weather is only the beginning of a century of catastrophe, right? ‘Cause if not, heads up on that. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Actual birds go extinct all the time and no one cares but Flappy Bird goes extinct and holy shit, let's all panic. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RIP Shirley Temple, who paved the way for hundreds of other child stars, except for the part where she grew up and had a normal happy life. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweeting this will make you a better person. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Don't worry. I'm not going to send another flood to destroy you all. This time, I'm letting you do it yourself. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Prayers are My spam. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"Iraqi Suicide Bomb Instructor Accidentally Kills 22 Pupils." Finally, some school violence everybody can support. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
From the very first day of Creation, Mondays sucked. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Michael Sam. He's here. He's queer. Get used to him sacking your quarterback. #whoohoo — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you want to change the world you're gonna need a big diaper. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I invented religion to keep humanity the hell away from Me. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you're not competing for an Olympic medal by age 15 you're a failure. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You're entitled to your opinion, and I'm entitled to know you're wrong and stupid. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Yes, I have forsaken Arsenal. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I have no plan for your life. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I created man. Man created Flappy Birds. Fuck you, man. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If the Sochi Olympic organizers are so homophobic, why are they allowing figure skating? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The more I learn about Myself the more atheist I become. — PolitiTweet.org
