God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Fred Phelps, I'll see you soon. Kidding! I won't be seeing you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Pre-order the e-book that cost Me 31,000 followers! #TheBookOfBieb, available at Amazon starting Monday. http://t.co/DblEEvXNaO — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @justinbieber: Be kind loving to each other, forgive each other as god forgave us through Christ Merry Christmas IM HERE FOREVER — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @justinbieber: The media talks a lot about me.They make a up a lot of lies and want me to fail but I'm never leaving you, being a belieb… — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @justinbieber: My beloved beliebers I'm officially retiring — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @justinbieber: ITALY SEE U SOON! i want pasta. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @justinbieber: Good day — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @justinbieber: How r u? — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @justinbieber: hola — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I don't know where the plane is either. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You are remarkably unimportant. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I am pleased to announce that I have been re-elected God with 100% of the vote. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I shut down Twitter and I can shut you down too. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I need to be praised and acknowledged constantly because although I am omnipotent I am extremely insecure. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Swearing to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth ON A BIBLE is one of the great ironies of life. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If caring is a crime I'm innocent. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

'Twas the day before Lent, and when it was done, not a creature was sober, not even a nun. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

To you it's creationism. To Me it's fan fiction. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

When I made Lebron James I was in the zone. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

YES! YOU'RE WELCOME MATTHEW! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

How dare all these people win awards for Gravity?!? I CREATED GRAVITY! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If you were counting at home, there were five women in that heroes' montage. And about 100 guys. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I got angry no one was thanking Me so I broke Twitter. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Please retweet this tweet telling you not to retweet Ellen's tweet. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

My choice for Best Picture. http://t.co/EBBmYiskFv — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I think you should see other gods. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Too many people use real life as a way to escape Twitter. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Ah, the looming threat of war between Russia and the United States. Really takes you back. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I apologize to a tiny minority of you for the vast majority of you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Many people go their whole lives without realizing they're stupid. — PolitiTweet.org