God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I am the King of the Universe and I have a son and he occasionally appears on grilled-cheese sandwiches. #yup — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Worst universe ever. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

#PrayForChile. Or help them. One or the other. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It's April 1 and when you die you're all going to heaven. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

YOU ARE DESTROYING YOUR PLANET. Sorry for the all caps. But soon you will have no caps. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Mankind is stuck in a perpetual game of "Stop hitting yourself." — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I spend about two-thirds of My time deciding the outcome of sporting events. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The religious groups questioning the "accuracy" of #Noah deserve to drown in a flood of irony. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Just saw #Noah. Now I'm all nostalgic. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Gay marriage is now legal in the UK. I now pronounce you nation and 21st century. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There is no aspect of climate change that isn't ultimately reversible, as soon as you're all dead. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

At what point does "not finding debris" cease being breaking news? — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Once upon a time I killed everybody on earth except the man most worthy to live: an obsessive-compulsive animal hoarder who heard voices. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"I'm not racist but..." = I'm racist. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Well I don't believe in you either. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Wherever the plane is, it took the last shred of CNN's credibility with it. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Only he who has walked through the deepest valley knows how other valleys of lesser depth are relatively more walk-throughable, valley-wise. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Lord have Mercer! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"OW!!!! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!! OWWWWWWWW!" - Fred Phelps, March 20, 2014 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Hi, Fred Phelps! Bye, Fred Phelps! *opens trapdoor* — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The good news is, Tony Abbott says Australia may have spotted two pieces of the plane. The bad news is, Tony Abbott says a lot of things. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Vladimir Putin." "Vladimir Putin wh-- hey, get the hell out of my house you bastard!" — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Any similarity between life and fairness is purely accidental. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

This plane thing has Me beat. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The best argument creationists can make against evolution is themselves. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

On sale now, the e-book of the Bieb-book. The Book of Bieb: The Greatest Story Ever Tweeted. http://t.co/w94fcX08XA — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Good morning, California! That was Me. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I was going to make E just equal mc but then I thought, "Oh, let's go nuts." — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I like Big Bangs and I cannot lie. — PolitiTweet.org