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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Existence is a great way to pass the time. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you are what you eat, you'll be what you poop. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I like to look down on you and look down on you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I am God. I had a son. He was also Me. He was a man, though. I had him killed. He came back. I did it to save you from how I made you. #yep — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Another #FathersDay, another nail gun from Jesus. He just will not let it go. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
People thank Me for creating Friday a lot more than they thank Me for creating cancer. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My belief in America has hit a new low too. — PolitiTweet.org
Axios @axios
America's belief in God hits new low https://t.co/QzL2MU7LrK
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It’s hard to believe you’re the best I could do. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Everything happens for a reason you make up afterwards. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Most obvious: "Satanists". Most overlap: “Disobedient Children”/“Party Animals”. Most threatening to Jared Leto: “Jesus Mockers”. Most universally damning: "Masturbators". Most dismissive of 75% of Christian history: "Catholics". Most self-descriptive: “Fake Christians”. https://t.co/i40HVsr1xn — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Most obvious: "Satanists". Most overlap: “Disobedient Children”/“Party Animals”. Most threatening to Jared Leto: “Jesus Mockers”. Most universally damning: "Masturbators". Most dismissive of 75% of Christian history: "Catholics". Most self-descriptive: “Fake Christians”. https://t.co/PU88oUNsIR — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Least intuitive: "Good People". Least explicable: "Sport Nuts". Least surprising: "Homosexuals". Least copyright-friendly: "Inventors of Evil". Least Sex Pistol-friendly: "Anarchists". Least Joan of Arc-friendly: "Rebellious Women". Least likely to cause a fight: "Buddhists". https://t.co/co1j7Uukbg — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I am always here for you. Unfortunately, you're there. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
“Destroying America” is trending because destroying America is trending. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Gay, straight, bisexual, transgender, intersex: you are all equally smiteable in My eyes. #PrideMonth — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Government of the people, by the people, and for the people just about perished from the Earth. #January6thCommitteeHearings — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Thanks Nicolas! Can you believe there are still some followers of Mine who haven't bought it yet? What a bunch of bozos. All they have to do is click https://t.co/TQCt0PMs4p or https://t.co/z7tCG7iB0E What, they don't want to give money to God? That's what I'm FOR, dammit. — PolitiTweet.org
Nicolas Perron @coolpilot1
@TheTweetOfGod Bought this book with high expectations and boy were they surpast. This book is beyond amazing! Great work!
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sometimes I hear voices telling Me I'm God. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you’re not misanthropic you’re not paying attention. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"It is easier for a camel to walk through the eye of a needle, than two camels." --The Book of Pslams, 44:3. Get your copy today! https://t.co/TQCt0PMs4p https://t.co/z7tCG7iB0E — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My favorite word is “Amen” because when I hear it I know you’re finally done asking Me for stupid shit. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I should probably go to church more. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
What is the meaning of life? Anyone know? I forgot. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@TaraSandsLA I FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE THE POWER TO KNOCK IT OFF — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
@TaraSandsLA IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Dance like no one's watching. It's much funnier for Me that way. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm one of those really old celebrities that you don't remember if they're alive or dead. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Wrong. — PolitiTweet.org
UberFacts @UberFacts
The Sun and the planets formed together, 4.6 billion years ago, from a cloud of gas and dust known as a solar nebula
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I've made big plans this weekend, so cancel yours. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Only Adam and Eve committed ORIGINAL sin. The rest of you just plagiarized. — PolitiTweet.org
