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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The problem with the Middle East is they like Me too much. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My secretary makes an appearance in this video from @BBCtrending, but as he makes clear he's just a secretary. http://t.co/J2NPBEz6Gq — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sometimes I just suck. #WorldCup2014 #PortugalvsUSA — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It's great to see Argentina scoring World Cup goals that don't involve the use of My hand. #WorldCup2014 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Anyone who retweets this is a fucking idiot. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You are statistically insignificant. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Italy was just defeated by a country with no army. Yep, that sounds about right. #WorldCup #ITAvsCRC — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sorry England. I can save your Queen, but not Suárez. #WorldCup2014 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I just don’t like Wayne Rooney. #EnglandvsUruguay — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If Spain didn't want to lose to Chile it shouldn't have created it. #SPAvsCHI #WorldCup2014 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If Ochoa guarded the gates of heaven no one would ever get in. #BrazilvsMexico — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
When elephant poachers die they go to hell and have their teeth pulled out for eternity. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
TOOOOOOOOOOOUCHDOWN! #USAvGHA — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Here's a full recap of My conversation yesterday with @rickygervais. Good times. http://t.co/UF4LgITpYf — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Clothes make the man. Right after Third World children make the clothes. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The San Antonio Spurs are the best team of 12 since the apostles. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My account isn't fake. It's absolutely real. The only reason it's not verified is being verified has never been My style. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
As My own son, for Father's Day I bought Myself a necktie. And as My own father, I thanked Myself and silently felt disappointed yet again. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Many of you are dumb. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This is Spain's worst defeat since 1588. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Guns don’t kill the ability to have a rational discussion, people kill the ability to have a rational discussion. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
J. Lo is in the one place in earth where her ass looks normal. #WorldCup — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
When people fight and hate and kill over Me I'm obviously very flattered. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
People who say they need to "take back the country" generally mean take it back 100 years. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Boobs were some nice work, if I do say so Myself. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!" - American children. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @BBCtrending: Listen: 'I do my best to cause as much offence as possible' says Twitter parody account @TheTweetofGod http://t.co/pqW1h25… — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Hockey is why I made water freezable. #BecauseItsTheCup — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Anyone not following Me on Twitter is going to hell. Seriously. Enough of this not-following Me crap. I'm God, Me-dammit. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
SEVEN OTHER HABITS OF HIGHLY EFFECTIVE PEOPLE Nagging Scapegoating Narcissism Weaponry Inherited wealth Total lack of scruples Cocaine — PolitiTweet.org
