God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I wanted Federer too. But I’m not as influential as I used to be. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

That was Me. I want Costa Rica. #WorldCup — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

DID YOU KNOW?: The man who wrote the Declaration of Independence owned dozens of people who could not declare independence. #4thofJuly — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Germany vs France prediction: millions will die. Just based on history. #WorldCup — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Mosquitos are My way of telling you you’re delicious. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It's #4thofJuly2014 Eve. Be sure to leave milk and cookies out for Uncle Sam! Milk and cookies, and an assault rifle. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I apologize to @sachin_rt for Maria Sharapova’s ignorance. From one God to another. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Retweet this if sometimes at night, as you lay in bed, the demons of doubt creep in, and the meaninglessness of it all fills you with dread. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The show I created for @ThisIsFusion now has its own Twitter account. Follow @NoYouShutUp, good tweeple. (And @PFTompkins too.) — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Check out the new album of comedy songs about America, "2776". Track 5 has lyrics by Me, vocals by @pattonoswalt! http://t.co/Kxd3BRT7Pi — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If it violates your religious beliefs to provide employees with birth control, just tell them God would prefer they go fuck themselves. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If you wanted America to win, maybe you should have rooted for them better, or worn your lucky hat, or prayed more. It’s your fault. #USA — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Oh yeah, I was supposed to bless America. #USAvsBEL #WorldCup2014 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Now accepting prayers. #USAvsBEL #WorldCup2014 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Jesus saves, but @TimHowardGK does it better. #USAvsBEL #WorldCup2014 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

McDonald's is an official sponsor of the World Cup. And also world obesity. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

¿Por qué soy tan cruel? #WorldCup — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'm getting a lot of prayers rising from Mexico, and a lot of pot smoke rising from the Netherlands. Advantage: Dutch. #MEXvsNED #WorldCup — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Retweet this for a free fart in church. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I am cruel, cruel, cruel. #BRAvsCHI — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I've just decided that mankind's ultimate salvation or damnation will be decided on penalty kicks. #WorldCup2014 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I know it's My job to forgive everybody but sometimes they just don't fucking deserve it. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Ann Coulter’s column about how soccer is an example of the decay of America, is an example of the decay of America. http://t.co/nxbNxddNFG — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

World Cup: Germany 1, USA 0. World War: USA 2, Germany 0. #USAvsGermany #WorldCup2014 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Sometimes I wonder if there's a God. Then I remember that I'm God, and it freaks Me out. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Behold a preview of an upcoming collaboration between @ActuallyNPH and My secretary: a choose-your-own autobiography! http://t.co/7Fef1ZEdNt — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

#Suarez is a great player but he's got to lay off the Italian food. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Score update: Italy 0, Uruguay 0, Imaginary Injuries 73. #URUvsITA #WorldCup2014 — PolitiTweet.org

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See here’s the thing about some people: they’re morons. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It’s the six-month anniversary of the best tweet I’ve ever received. Its words are as true now as they were then. http://t.co/3M7JIA7x9P — PolitiTweet.org