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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Apparently I have something against Malaysia Airlines. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Congratulations to @TonyAbbottMHR and Australia on repealing the #carbontax, thus bringing humanity one step closer to defeating the Earth. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If this gets 10,000 retweets I'll make masturbation not a sin anymore. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RELIGIONS, RANKED BY TRUTH 1. Yours 2. All others — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
When Jesus said "Love thy neighbor", the "when it's politically convenient and they look like you" was implied. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The problem in general terms is that people suck. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The Old Testament. The New Testament. The Koran. I regret all of them. This is the only book you need: http://t.co/kp7iSwJCoG — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Please retweet this to raise awareness that as of today there are 100,000 verified Twitter accounts and I am not one of them, Me-dammit. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Life is a joke. Try to be in on it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Dammit, just missed. http://t.co/eaWLn3I5Zv — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Everything sucks and nothing will change and you’re all going to die and it’s Monday. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sorry, Argentina. I like @Pontifex, but Angela Merkel scares the shit out of Me. #WorldCupFinal — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm taking this game to penalties because that's when I get the most urgent, most desperate, juiciest prayers. #yum #WorldCupFinal — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I have a friendly wager with @Pontifex and Benedict on the game. The Pope from the winning country gets canonized. The loser goes to hell. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You should try to stop with all the killing, maybe. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
#PrayForGaza? #PrayForIsrael? Prayer is exactly what caused the whole mess to begin with. #PrayForNoMorePrayer — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I, on the other hand, am never returning to Cleveland. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It's much more fun to talk about sports than everything else in the world because everything else in the world pretty much sucks. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You're welcome, Cleveland. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The Bible was originally written in Comic Sans. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Even I'm uncomfortable with what Israel is doing in Gaza, and I'm Jewish. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Stupidity is always trending. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I’m launching a new universe on Kickstarter. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You're welcome, @Pontifex. Now end all the child abuse in your church. #WorldCup — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My prediction for the Argentina-Netherlands game: somehow, Germany wins. #WorldCup — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The destruction of the Amazon is complete. #WorldCup — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Stop praying to Me, Brazil. Even I can't help you now. #WorldCup — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? #WorldCup2014 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I kill millions of children every year and billions of you worship Me anyway. Isn't that odd? I find that odd. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you think most people are assholes you're right, but remember: chances are you're most people too. — PolitiTweet.org
