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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I don't really know what I'm doing. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The question is no longer what kind of world are you leaving for your children but how can anyone responsibly have children. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Man, U suck. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Robin liked that. #Emmys — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Praying the gay away is not as fun as fucking the religion away. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I am responsible for the Fall of Man (U.) — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The problem with knowing everything is you never learn anything. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My rap name is Hallowed B. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Even I'm not sure I exist anymore. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"World's Largest Ice Sheets Melting at Fastest Rate Ever Recorded". You like ice challenges? There you go. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Ask Me to take the #IceBucketChallenge one more time and I will melt the icecaps RIGHT NOW. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"Doctor Who Survived Ebola: 'God Saved My Life'." Yep. And I killed the hundreds of Africans who died of it, because screw them. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Just because some members of a particular religion are crazy, doesn't mean some members of other religions aren't also crazy. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Please retweet this, because it's perfect. It's exactly how human beings should live their lives. http://t.co/AXW7LjHLc5 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Enough with the friggin' ice buckets already. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Humanity, instead of focusing on the things that make you all different, try focusing on the things that make you all idiots. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Alright everybody just take a deep breath and chill the fuck out right now. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I wish I'd had room to outlaw rape in the Ten Commandments, but obviously working on Saturday and neighborhood donkey-coveting had priority. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It may be time for the United States to withdraw from Missouri. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm pretty sure that if Jesus returned to earth he'd be picketed by the Westboro Baptist Church. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
When a sentence begins "The unarmed black man was" and ends with "at least six times", the verb in the middle is usually not "hugged". — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Next time I'm making everybody purple. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Never in the infinite years of My existence have I walked around carrying a sign reading "I Hate Fags". — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Celebrity dumping an ice bucket on himself to raise money? Cute. Humanity dumping an ice cap on itself to raise sea levels? HILARIOUS. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There's no greater proof that someone led a noble, worthy life than having his funeral picketed by the Westboro Baptist Church. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
No matter how difficult it looks, no matter how impossible the challenge seems, if you believe you have God on your side, that’s nice. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you take yourself very seriously, the grand total of people who take you very seriously will be one. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Most of you are why the rest of you have no faith in any or all of you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
MOST COMMON PRAYERS 10 Pony 9 Sports win 8 Lottery win 7 Boss’ death 6 Own death 5 Bae 4 A+ 3 Bigger boobs 2 Bigger penis 1 Gosling — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
In America everybody is innocent until proven guilty and/or repeatedly shot. — PolitiTweet.org
