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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Seriously, what is wrong with you people? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
They're slaughtering dolphins in Taiji again. Fuck you, Taiji. Fuck you very much, you bastards. #Tweet4Dolphins #tweet4taiji — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"Ray Rice: 'We Have a Lot of People Praying for Us'." You know what, just shut the fuck up. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Violence is not the answer. War is not the answer. Total instantaneous vaporization of the entire human race, THAT'S the answer. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The great thing about sarcasm is, no one ever misunderstands it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The Apple Watch will not save you from death. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This is the biggest #AppleEvent since the Fall of Man. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
FACT: the average human being should shut up. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
When TMZ is the voice of justice you're in a strange place as a society. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Serena Williams just thanked Me! You’re welcome, Serena! That’s what I do all day! Decide the winner of women’s tennis matches!!! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN I WIN! YES! YES! KNEEL BEFORE THY LORD, PROFESSOR BITCH!!!!! http://t.co/d5auwpOB0s — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Thank you for praying. All available angels are currently assisting other prayers. Please stay on your knees. We will be with you vaguely. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
MORTALITY UPDATE R. Williams - Dead J. Bieber - Alive J. Rivers - Dead K. Kardashian - Alive H. Ramis - Dead D. Trump - Billionaire — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RIP Joan Rivers. Yes, now we can talk. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Would it kill you to stop killing each other? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweet this and you will get everything you ever wanted. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Don’t worry about what other people think, because they rarely do. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Written by @ActuallyNPH! Ghost-written by @TheTweetOfGod! “The Choose Your Own Autobiography of NPH”! Pre-order now! http://t.co/krHk9O2ohB — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you haven't heard My interview with Neil DeGrasse Tyson yet, you're a sick evil bastard. https://t.co/rRRjq6wmht — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Because of Rob Ford and Justin Bieber, I am officially revoking Ontario’s provincial license. From now on it will be known as East Manitoba. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I am God. I had a son. He was also Me. He was a man, though. I had him killed. He came back. I did it to save you from how I made you. #yep — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
For me the nice thing about orgasms is that when people have them, they usually give Me a shout-out. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Always remember that in times of trouble I am right there by your side, throwing the trouble at you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
People are people, all men are brothers, and there's good and bad in everyone. Having said that, these #ISIS bastards have to die. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
11. Thou shalt not take nude pics. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
MY PLAN FOR YOUR LIFE 1. Stuff happens 2. Death — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweet this and all is forgiven. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The next time somebody starts a religion, leave Me out of it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Neither the infinitely large universe around you nor the infinitesimally small atoms within you care the slightest bit about you. So chill. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
“Shooting Instructor Fatally Shot with Uzi by 9-Year-Old Student”. Wow, a thing like that could make giving a 9-year-old an Uzi seem unwise. — PolitiTweet.org
