God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

This #ModiAtMadison is the best speech I've heard an Indian make at a famous arena since #BrahmaAtBudokan! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Admission to heaven is 90% based on spelling and grammar. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The second you retweet this you will go to hell. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"Stephen Hawking: 'I'm An Atheist'." Yikes. Maybe he's right. I mean I thought I existed, but that guy's pretty smart. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Yep. I intervened. #JetersLastHomeGame — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Every time you retweet Me an angel gets pornography. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It's been a while since I tweeted this link to My definitive position on homosexuality: http://t.co/L7COcmMajx — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Congratulations India, whose #Mangalyaan rocket is now orbiting Mars! I've never seen Brahmā so proud! He's crying all eight eyes out! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

So have you guys picked a new planet yet? — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Indian followers, could you do Me a favor and RT this? I’ve been trying to break into your God market but there’s just so much competition. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Someone should do something. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

MY HOBBIES Blessing Damning Forbidding Forsaking Speeding Willing America-blessing Queen-saving Only knowing Self-helper helping Golf — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

WHO LEAKED THIS? WHO THE HELL LEAKED THIS? MY SON’S PRIVACY HAS BEEN VIOLATED! THIS TIME YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR, REDDIT! http://t.co/82L8jnCfJv — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Nobody knows what they're doing. I can't stress this enough. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Why am I not verified?!? And don't say "because you're not real" because Kim Kardashian is verified and nothing about her is real either. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

To accept evolution is to believe it took four billion years to create a species whose current top trend is #NationalSitOnMyFaceDay. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Congratulations to Scotland on its Declaration of Dependence. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

This… is CNN. http://t.co/smmVHIiWj4 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

For the next few hours, the United Kingdom will live in a state of Schrödinger’s kilt. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

No matter what happens, I will continue saving the Queen. #indyref — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

LATEST NUMBERS FROM SCOTLAND Yes 31% No 29% Alcohol 40% — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

.@ActuallyNPH (with a dash of @TheTweetOfGod) presents "The Choose Your Own Autobiography of Neil Patrick Harris"! http://t.co/txBs9l5EOl — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

“RT @TheOnion: Reclusive Deity Hasn’t Written A New Book In 2,000 Years”. Bullshit! It’s here: http://t.co/M4iz4taM1k http://t.co/kp7iSx0FqG — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Even I can't delete this frigging U2 album from My cloud. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT to raise awareness of this tweet. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

1. It is not My desire that you behead humanitarian workers. 2. I can't fucking believe I need to say that. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"Floyd Mayweather on History of Beating Women: 'Only God Can Judge Me'." Hi, Floyd! It's God. You're going to hell. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Ray Rice. Michael Vick. And now Adrian Peterson. Congratulations, NFL. Your woman/children/animal abuse trifecta is officially complete. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I’m restoring the world to factory settings. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'll stop using bad language in My tweets as soon as you all stop acting so fucking stupid. — PolitiTweet.org