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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I want all human beings to find happiness. Now go fight each other for it! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you ever have second thoughts, congratulations. That's two more than most people. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweet this and you'll go to heaven. Yes, the standards are now that low. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
“What about Arsenal? Why did you let them down?” Two words: 1. Piers 2. Morgan — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You’re welcome, Liverpool. That was supposed to have been 5-0. I did the best I could. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Right now in a polling station near you there is a stupid person canceling out your vote. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Happy Election Day America! Here's a little animated ode to the midterms My secretary helped write long, long ago. http://t.co/xhkLGGqoFf — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Not listening, don't care, shut up shut up shut up. http://t.co/Ntx65NrcqL — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If some of My tweets seem like they're only addressed to Americans it's because I've found they often need things explained extra clearly. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Why is everyone I talk to crazy? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Now that the CEO of Apple has come out as gay, maybe the CEO of Microsoft can find the courage to come out as obsolete. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
“Apple CEO: Being Gay Is ‘A Gift from God’.” Yes it is, Tim. Now where’s that free iPhone 6 you promised Me?!? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Facebook is down. Please postpone any trivial personal events you would ordinarily post updates on under the false assumption people care. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
“Pope: God Is Not ‘A Magician With A Magic Wand’.” Well, there goes My Halloween costume. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The Christian Right hates Halloween not because it's pagan, but because it involves handing out free food. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Visit #iBooksUK for a copy of My very own #TheBookofBieb! 99p for a limited time only!It's the Bible of non-Bibles! http://t.co/o2d0uIy30l — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Monday AGAIN? Who created this system?!? Oh, right. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you’re as excited as I am about Taylor Swift’s new album, you are not at all excited about Taylor Swift’s new album. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
No. I will not bless America. Now stop fucking asking. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
For the next 24 hours I’m taking fornication off the sin list because man, all of you need to get laid. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Jesus died for your sins, so what are you waiting for? Sin! — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I listen to every prayer people make. In fact some times I even bring friends over to listen to the really desperate ones. #SoFunny — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Canada really is pretty awesome. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
On days when I have low Self-esteem I'm an atheist, too. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
People who try to kill for My sake need to be killed for yours. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Canada, I have every intention of keeping your land glorious and free. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
“Stay safe Ottawa” is a phrase that need never be uttered in a just world. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I created the universe to impress girls. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Creationists' best argument against evolution is themselves. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Gough Whitlam is up here and already has presented Me with a number of suggestions for reform. — PolitiTweet.org
