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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Protest is fine but please make sure it’s peaceful, and respectful, and doesn’t inconvenience anyone, or make a difference. #ICantBreathe — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
People assume I'm pro-life but if you look at My record it's pretty clear I'm very pro-death. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
My secretary wrote this Christmas album for Stephen Colbert and friends a few years back and it's still not bad. http://t.co/2fQLae5KPm — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Why isn't My Twitter account verified? Because My Biblical account isn't verified either. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
#ICantBreathe is trending because justice isn't. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Are you there, Arsenal fans? It's Me, God. Stoked? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweeting this will only make things worse. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Next time I'll make people skinless. No racism, plus no acne. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
People should be judged not by the color of their skin but the content of a video in which a man says #ICantBreathe 11 frigging times. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The protestors near the Rockefeller Center Tree Lighting are threatening a sacred American tradition: racial injustice. #ICantBreathe — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
All I want for Christmas is you. It's a lot scarier when I say it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I am infinitely good and I created you in My image and you are inherently evil and that makes total sense. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"Janay Rice: 'God Chose Me and Ray for a Reason'." That's right. I handpick which women get abused. That's exactly how I operate. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I follow Justin Bieber because he is My son, as My book "The Book of Bieb" makes clear. (Hey, it's #CyberMonday!) http://t.co/DblEEwwrkS — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I hate you and that's why your team lost. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Happy Holidays to all those offended by the use of that term. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Santa Claus is a mythical father figure who rewards those who believe in him. Only children should believe in someone that obviously fake. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Unhappy? Have you thought about buying things? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Be sure to check out Walmart's special holiday prices on trampled human corpses. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Pitbull was Satan's idea. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you don't stampede other people for home electronics, the terrorists win. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Wishing you and your family a happy, stressless, apolitical, irreligious, nonviolent, and painful-childhood-revelation-free Thanksgiving. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
America, can't you please calm down and save the senseless violence, rage and in-store destruction for Black Friday where it belongs? — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Burning down a Little Caesars helps absolutely no one. Well, maybe Pizza Hut. #FergusonDecision — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I think white people and black people can all join together and say as one, "CNN sucks." — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Why can't we all just get along? Oh, right, searing injustice. #FergusonDecision — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Apparently Mike Brown was shot and killed by social media. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I've said it before and I'll say it again: next time I'm making everybody purple. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Stop praying to Me about Liverpool. It's got nothing to do with Me. Sometimes teams just suck. #LFC — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
People's ability to believe what's false is matched only by their ability to refuse to believe what's true. — PolitiTweet.org
