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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"God is good all the time!" Yeah. Not you though, Russ. You sucked for 55 frigging minutes. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Nothing is impossible if you believe in yourself and you've just done acid. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Success is the best revenge, but a swift kick in the balls also has its charm. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Same-sex marriage should be the law of the land. #50StatesOfGay — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The success of the Mohammed issue of #CharlieHebdo shows that with a little courage, magazines can still make a prophet. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Mitt Romney is running for President again. I refer you to an article on dear old Mitt My secretary wrote in 2012: http://t.co/gzS9e645ez — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
http://t.co/hPryoCBRrT — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Good 26, Evil 21. #GBvsDAL — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
For Me, faith and family have always gone hand in hand. http://t.co/ULNjIj86Ef — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I deserve all the praise for everything good that happens and none of the blame for anything bad that happens because I said so and shut up. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweeting this is an insult to the Prophet. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Things are never as bad as they seem. People, though, they're usually much worse. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The eternal reward for dying for your religion is being dead. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Ain't no 72 virgins waiting for you, fellas. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Martyrdom is not a valid career choice. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I am the Lord thy God, King of the Universe, the omnipotent and omniscient Creator of Space and Time, and I can take a fucking joke. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Elvis Presley would have turned 80 years old today if he were alive, which he is. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Everybody stop what you're doing and play with crayons. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Today, in the spirit of #JeSuisCharlie, insult the hell out of Me. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Good for you, Family Circus. http://t.co/wOZK1PEl9b — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
TERRORIST LOGIC 1. I am concerned about my religion’s negative reputation in the eyes of the world. 2. I will kill people in its name. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It’s times like this I really wish I existed. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
http://t.co/e1IWgJppN9 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Thinking about signing with Chelsea. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The new U.S. Congress is 80% white, 80% male, 92% Christian, and 99% 1%. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I love you all as much as I love My actual child, Jesus, whom I sent to a brutal prolonged death. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I planted all the evidence for evolution once it became clear it did not serve the best interest of My reputation to take credit for you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
To answer a few recent prayers: No. No. Maybe. OK, but he’s still gonna cheat on you. No. Great idea! But no. Fine, how’s Friday? *eyeroll* — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Don't retweet this if I exist. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
It perfectly symbolizes the human race that it begins every new year by dropping the ball. — PolitiTweet.org
