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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The moral is: I really enjoying messing with your minds. #SuperBowl — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Cheaters often win. Congratulations, Patriots! #SuperBowl — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
That was Me. #SuperBowI — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
***PRAYER OVERLOAD IN NORTH AMERICAN SECTOR*** — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If you knew how many men were praying to Me for a Katy Perry wardrobe malfunction, you would weep for humanity. #SuperBowl — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
For the record, Harry Chapin died in a car crash. Thanks for the reminder, Nissan. #SBcommercials — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm curious to see which team it will turn out I'd chosen to win. #SuperBowlXLIX — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm happy Bruce Jenner is transitioning into a woman but I'd be even happier if his stepdaughters transitioned into silence. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
There's a reason why innocent people suffer, and the reason is this is My first universe and I'm learning on the job. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm bringing sexy back! Sorry, not sexy, measles. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This May, I am coming to Broadway. And I will be Jim Parsons. I am not kidding. Get ready. http://t.co/I0SdjHAgKY http://t.co/D5Sji3dFkZ — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Anybody who thinks I'm "pro-life" has not read the Bible very closely. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Wrong! That's why I gave you two hands. http://t.co/CxxXMztfS5 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Bad weather is My way of temporarily punishing you. Bad climate is your way of permanently punishing you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The #blizzardof2015 is coming so please stay safe inside, unless you're a TV reporter whose job is to stand in the snow like a dumbass. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The people who call My name on Sunday morning aren't as fun the people who call My name on Saturday night. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sarah Palin is "seriously interested" in running for President. I don't have a joke. That is the joke. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Do Me a favor: from now on, leave My name out of everything you do. I don't want the rest of the universe to know I know you. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The dumber you are, the smarter you think you are. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Alabama's gay marriage ban has been ruled unconstitutional in what is hopefully the first step towards Alabama being ruled unconstitutional. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Retweet this and you can commit the sin of your choice. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Reading Me counts as going to church, retweeting Me counts as missionary work, and tweeting Me a question I don't answer counts as praying. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has just died. In 50 million years, he will be oil. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"Boko Haram Leader Says God Told Him to Carry Out Massacre". NO. I did not tell you that. That is untrue. No. False. Incorrect. Wrong. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
"God will provide" is another way of saying "I'm incompetent". — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
President Maduro of Venezuela just said I would provide for his country's citizens. That's what I put the oil there for Nick, you genius. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Your unprovable interpretation of Me is better than his unprovable interpretation of Me, and you should express that through violence. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I have 102,734,242,901 confirmed kills. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The world’s 80 richest people are now worth as much as its poorest 3.5 billion, although in fairness, fairness has nothing to do with it. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
A Seahawks-Patriots Super Bowl? Somebody will win the game, but in a larger sense, nobody will. — PolitiTweet.org
