God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You can follow your dreams but they still might unfollow you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'm omniscient but even I don't know what the Philadelphia Eagles are doing. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The Apple Watch may become so addictive it keeps people from looking at what's truly important in life, like their iPhones. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"Unto the woman he said... thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee." (Genesis 3:16). #HappyInternationalWomensDay! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"Men have authority over women because God has made the one superior to the other." (Quran 4:34). #HappyInternationalWomensDay! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be quiet." (1 Timothy 2:12). #HappyInternationalWomensDay! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Sexual orientation is genetic. Political orientation is a choice. But new employee orientation is mandatory. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Bigotry is a sacred union between a man and an outdated belief system. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

This guy's raising four more fingers to Me than I'm raising back to him. http://t.co/id9oBu4U32 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There is only one potential problem with standing up for what you believe in: what you believe in. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The Alabama Supreme Court has blocked same-sex marriage on the legal grounds that it is 1953. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Don't tell Me which nations to bless. I don't tell you which nations to bomb. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Don't take this the wrong way but you're all a bunch of morons. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The Bieb's 21st birthday is a good time for Me to re-pimp the e-gospel of his life and crucifixion: The Book of Bieb. http://t.co/1zGZimiuY8 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

As of today Justin Bieber can legally go to a bar and drink away the pain of knowing he'll spend the rest of his life being Justin Bieber. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Always remember: I don’t care. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I know from your perspective the world seems to make little sense but I assure you that from where I sit it makes absolutely no sense. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I was so close to letting Australia win. But then I remembered, you know, Abbott. #AUSvsNZ #CWC15 — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Is this planet blue and white, brown and green, or on the brink of total catastrophe? http://t.co/gLfORVwHzE — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RIP Leonard Nimoy. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The Kardashians have signed a 4-year deal to stay with E! for $100 million and I’m starting to think I don’t exist. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The color of a dress? Really? That's what you're asking Me? THE OCEAN LEVELS ROSE FOUR INCHES IN TWO YEARS. You know that, right? — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I feel like "Thou shalt not kill" was fairly unambiguous. Is it the "thou" that's throwing you off? 'Cause that just means "you", old-style. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Selfie sticks are a way of saying "Only a one-meter spherical radius can contain my narcissism." — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Marijuana is now legal in Washington, DC. This can only help. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If you find yourself tempted to join IS, start by taking baby steps, like blowing yourself up. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Even I can't save you now, Arsenal. #AFC — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

No he won't. If anything he'll ask them for help with the catering. http://t.co/8Q5a0Ys2zQ — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Hell is reserved for those who spent their lives telling others they would go there. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Holy crap, @ladygaga. I bow down to you on that one. — PolitiTweet.org