God (Not a Parody, Actually God)

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Retweet this if you should be doing something other than scanning Twitter for something to retweet. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Apparently it's Opposite Night on CNN and Fox. http://t.co/ik4hqvFZ9N — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

THE NEW 10 PLAGUES 1. Ebola 2. Kale 3. Extremism 4. Normcore 5. # 6. Bikram yoga 7. FIFA 8. Climate change 9. "Religious freedom" 10. Fox — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

My son died for your sins and I'll never forgive you for that. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Jesus is going out for dinner with his friends again tonight. I'd go but he always does that weird cannibal bread shit. #NotMyScene — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"NASCAR Decries Indiana Anti-Gay Law". And when NASCAR calls you homophobic, you are homo-friggin'-phobic. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Just because I'm Jesus doesn't mean I'm not also his dad. #ItsComplicated — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"Scientology" is a combination of "scient-," meaning "science," and "-ology," meaning "science." And it just gets stupider from there. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Every Sunday is Palm Sunday when you masturbate. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I just cruelly tormented the fans of a religious institution from Indiana. Draw your own conclusions. #NDvsKY — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Being gay isn’t a choice, but living in Indiana is. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I would support #BoycottIndiana if Indiana made anything worth buying or had anything worth visiting. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If you can make a difference in the life of one person, it should probably be you. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Free will was probably a mistake. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Sometimes in life all you need is for just one person to shut up. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Stop calling Me your "imaginary friend". I'm not your friend. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Retweet if you’re horribly despondent about the future of humanity. Favorite if you’re not! — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You should care about each other, because I sure as hell don't. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Take it from Me: never promise land to anybody. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Your prayer is important to us. Please continue to kneel. Your request will be taken by the next available angel in around 10 million years. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @VanityFair: Speaking with God, on the advent of his new Broadway play http://t.co/5JFkE9Tv9v — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I've said this before, but I want to apologize to the Irish for the potato famine. I wasn't mad at you, Ireland. I was mad at the potatoes. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The #BoycottDolceGabbana movement is both smaller and less established than the #CantAffordDolceGabbana movement. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Want to know My favorite place? Animal? Movie? TV show? I tell @neiltyson all in this extra from our interview: http://t.co/4xBCv7GkEW — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

No matter how bad things get they always get better. And then they get worse. Then better again. Then worse again. You see the pattern. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There's a very good chance you're stupid. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

How can you not see the pattern?!? 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628… IT’S SO OBVIOUS! #PiDay — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Sometimes when the whole world is telling you you’re wrong, it’s because you’re wrong. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Everything happens for no reason. It is extremely important to understand this. — PolitiTweet.org

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @SonatineEdition: Vous ne connaissez pas encore @TheTweetOfGod ? A découvrir avant sortie en mai du #DernierTestament http://t.co/sQbHFu… — PolitiTweet.org