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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It was genocide, Turkey. Come on. Man up. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 24, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Try not to worry about things you can’t control, which is pretty much everything. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 24, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

J’aimerais inviter tous Mes fans francophones à Me Suivre @LeTweetDeGod ! Comme le compte habituel, mais avec plus de signes diacritiques ! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 24, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"Did you create mosquitoes just to annoy people?" No. I created people just to feed mosquitoes. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 24, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I tried #takeyourchildtoworkday 2,000 years ago and it was the stupidest thing I ever did. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 23, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Don't take this the wrong way, but I regret you as a species. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 22, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You are deeply flawed and profoundly insignificant. I say that with love. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 21, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If shooting animals makes you feel better about yourself, imagine how good you'd feel if you shot a human being, like yourself. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 20, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Of course there are alternate realities. There are over 7 billion on this planet alone. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 20, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It's great to see how many country music stars are thanking Me at the #ACMawards50 even though I think country music sucks. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 20, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If by "bring glory to His name" you mean "kick the shit out of that loathsome bastard Floyd Mayweather", then yes. http://t.co/P8wj5x69VJ — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 19, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Retweeting this counts as going to church. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 19, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I only reveal Myself to stoners, schizophrenics and conservative Republicans. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 18, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Jamaica just decriminalized pot. Finally, Jamaicans can smoke pot. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 15, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I see you when you masturbate and you're very good at it. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 14, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It is risen! #AnActOfGod http://t.co/KucIgUcToi — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 14, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

In the interest of taking the pressure off you so you can relax and enjoy life I'm just going to tell you up front you're all going to hell. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 13, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Get ready for Hillary Clinton to pretend to believe the hell out of Me. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 12, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'm skipping church. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 12, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Retweeting this is useless. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 12, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It's easy to blame other people for your problems. Seriously, try it. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 11, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Time flies when you're having fun, so the more you enjoy life the quicker you'll be dead. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 10, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Many of you are stupid. I know I tweet this a lot, but in My defense many of you are stupid a lot. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 9, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It's not institutionalized racism. It's just millions of isolated cases. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If I didn't want men to be attracted to other men I wouldn't have made cock so delicious. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The first step to recovering from repeatedly shooting unarmed black people is admitting you’re repeatedly shooting unarmed black people. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 8, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Your problem is you. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 5, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Picture by @ZakNoyle. Set design by Me and you. http://t.co/qlncEOw79s — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 5, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Christ is risen. Kentucky is fallen. #HappyEaster — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 5, 2015
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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"YOLT." - Jesus. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 4, 2015