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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

6,000 years of sending misery and I’m still experimenting. https://t.co/2LScAgFCTI via @MetroUK — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 5, 2022 Deleted after 4 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There's nothing wrong with America that can't be fixed by a legion of genies. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 5, 2022 Deleted after a minute

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is moving to Canada. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 5, 2022

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Americans, if you hear the sound of loud explosions this evening, there's a better-than-even chance it's fireworks. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 5, 2022

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Not anymore. Pack your shit and get on the first plane to North Korea. — PolitiTweet.org

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY AND THANK YOU,GOD, FOR ALLOWING ME TO BE AN AMERICAN!

Posted July 4, 2022 Deleted after a day

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Is there anything Americans CAN'T open fire on? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 4, 2022

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I haven't blessed America in a long, long time. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 4, 2022 Deleted after 18 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Now a free #FourthofJuly sneak peek at the next 13 U.S. Constitutional amendments, as recounted in Pslam 40 of “The Book of Pslams”, whose purchase is, after 11 years of providing free entertainment, the least you bastards can do. https://t.co/TQCt0PMs4p https://t.co/7slXAKBDID — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 4, 2022

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

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Posted July 4, 2022 Deleted after 3 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"All men are created equal," he wrote, after raping his slave. #Happy4thofJuly — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 4, 2022

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

“Joe Biden has wasted no time politicizing the attack in Boulder yesterday by calling for an assault weapons ban & other infringements on our Second Amendment." — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 3, 2022 Deleted after 3 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Fuck you. https://t.co/9RMzbs0ObJ — PolitiTweet.org

There was just a mass shooting in Denmark, a country with some of the strictest gun laws in Europe. It’s time to a… https://t.co/965805Jase

Posted July 3, 2022 Deleted after 2 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

With Me all things are possible but still extremely unlikely. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 3, 2022 Deleted after 11 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Happy birthday to #TomCruise, who turns 76,000,000,000 today. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 3, 2022

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Getting older is hard, but I promise you it stops. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 3, 2022 Deleted after 54 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

You are living in a simulation and the creature running the simulation has become an alcoholic. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 2, 2022

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There are plenty of things people can do to help save life on Earth. Die, for example. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 2, 2022

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I kill 150,000 people every day but I know I can do better. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 1, 2022 Deleted after 30 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Just put the Amish in charge and get it over with. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 1, 2022 Deleted after a minute

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

This is no time to panic, but I can definitely fit it in tomorrow. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 30, 2022 Deleted after a minute

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The closer the end of humanity comes, the more you want it. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 30, 2022 Deleted after 33 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The last seven years were the seven hottest years on record, you fucking morons. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 30, 2022

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Today is the day all your dreams come true. You will fail an exam, be naked in public, and all your teeth will fall out. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 30, 2022 Deleted after 4 hours

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Only I can judge you. And I have. And you're doomed. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 30, 2022 Deleted after an hour

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Dogs are the best. Dogs are the best, the best, dogs are the best, yes they are, yes they are, who's the best? They are. –The Book of Pslams, 65:1-2 Get your copy today. It's really funny. I worked with George Carlin on it. https://t.co/TQCt0PMs4p — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 29, 2022

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There's something about Trump I just don't like. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 29, 2022 Deleted after 8 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

A lion tamer. — PolitiTweet.org

The lion has roared,who would not fear? Amos 3:8

Posted June 28, 2022 Deleted after 23 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Wowzers. Just wowzers. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 28, 2022 Deleted after 2 minutes

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod