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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If Donald Trump becomes President I’m moving to another universe. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 23, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Wrong. And I don't not have grammar neither. http://t.co/pRfpez3mTK — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 16, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I'm proud of you, humanity. I used to flood the earth. Now you do it on your own. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 5, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Boobs are My masterpiece. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Aug. 4, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It's easy for you to assume the guy who shot #CecilTheLion has a small penis, but I'm God, and I KNOW he does. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 29, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Humanity is an epic fail. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 27, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Sorry folks. You’re stuck on Earth 1.0. #NoUpgradePossible — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 24, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

There is not a single human being on earth that’s as good at anything as Donald Trump is good at being an asshole. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 18, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

In America anybody can grow up to believe I want them to be President. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 14, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Who wins in a fight between Donald Trump and El Chapo? Everyone. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 13, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Yes, Scott. Running for president is the first part of "My plan for you". The second part: your humiliating defeat. http://t.co/zN2obSpJsb — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 13, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

I can't believe I lost Wimbledon. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 12, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Retweet this for a sin-free masturbation. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 12, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Greece owes Europe some money. Europe owes Greece Western civilization. Call it even? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 9, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"All men are created equal." - A man who owned 600 other men. Happy 4th of July! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 4, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Happy #CanadaDay to the world's Ned Flanders who shares a 3,000-mile border with Homer Simpson. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted July 1, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

The right to be wrong is not an excuse to be wrong. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 27, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

"Whenever the rainbow appears, I will see it and remember My everlasting covenant with all creatures on the earth.” http://t.co/J9sEvwHjix — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 27, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

What would Jesus do? Officiate a gay marriage. And then cater it using only a loaf and a fish. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 26, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

If the Founding Fathers were alive today they'd all start marrying each other. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 26, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Gay weddings for everybody! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 26, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

All male gunowners have small penises. All female gunowners also have small penises. Please RT this so they know. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 24, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

People say the Confederate flag is a symbol of slavery, racism and oppression, but it’s also a symbol of getting your ass kicked. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 24, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Walmart announcing it's removing Confederate flag merchandise from its stores is the most depressing civil-rights triumph of all time. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 22, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Congratulations to South Carolina for moving boldly forward into the late nineteenth century. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 22, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

It's tough being a single Dad. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 21, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Dylann Roof has the same "mental illness" that millions and millions of white Americans have had for 400 years. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 18, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

What is wrong with you? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 18, 2015

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

RT @WNYC: First there was @TheTweetofGod. Then it became a Broadway hit. |via @sideshow http://t.co/X7YO98H2WA http://t.co/76G1lwzKIR — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 17, 2015 Retweet

God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod

Donald Trump is the kind of asshole other assholes look at and say "Now THERE'S an asshole." — PolitiTweet.org

Posted June 16, 2015