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God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
If at first you don't succeed, blame an ethnic group. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Focus less on the tiny bit of liquid water melting on Mars and more on the catastrophic amount of liquid water melting on Earth. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Facebook is down. Please refrain from genuine human contact until the problem is resolved. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I know a guy who'd love you to pre-order this. http://t.co/vADA99Qfy3 http://t.co/4cLWpaFkpa — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
This is the current leading candidate for the Republican nomination for President of the United States. https://t.co/bIXvzICCaO — PolitiTweet.org
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The Mexican border isn't nearly as insecure as Donald Trump. #GOPDebate — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sometimes you can spend so much time looking at your phone you forget about the beauty all around you, so be sure to Google that. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Everybody stop what you're doing for a second and remember that one day you'll stop what you're doing forever. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I saw what you just did and it was disgusting. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I'm up in heaven watching the #AppleEvent with Steve Jobs. Kidding! Steve's not here. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Venus and Serena Williams have combined for 28 Grand Slam titles. To put that in perspective, you and your sister have 0 Grand Slam titles. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
The people who have total faith in Me tend to be the ones I have no faith in whatsoever. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
In a minute I'm going to turn the universe off and then back on again. Apologies for the inconvenience. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Wrong. I'm not married. I'm a single Dad. http://t.co/z5I5s8n7LN — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
No, no, no, no, no, no, and what the fuck does that last one even MEAN? http://t.co/VYjXoUMin3 — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Sorry, Tim. There’s only so much even I can do. https://t.co/G4eiZCNWnQ — PolitiTweet.org
Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter
Eagles released QB Tim Tebow, per source.
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
You will all die. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
People continue to be the worst. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Life is a good way to keep busy while waiting to die. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Most of you were mistakes. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
RT @StarTalkRadio: If you haven’t heard the Extended Classic version of @neiltyson’s “A Conversation with God” you can listen here: https:/… — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
To answer the two obvious questions: 1. No, I did not give her the authority. 2. Yes, she's a closet lesbian. https://t.co/bH3sDr7W1y — PolitiTweet.org
CNN @CNN
Kentucky woman refuses to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples on "God's authority" http://t.co/Flm9CSdWhj http://t.co/CkUJ4mrfxJ
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Everybody retweet this. I'll explain later. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
America, I cannot in good conscience bless you anymore. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Kanye vs. Trump is exactly what America deserves. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I have a @kanyewest complex. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
For the next 24 hours all fornication is sin-free. I know it's against policy but you need it so badly it's pathetic. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Yes, I had an account on Ashley Madison. Yes, I fooled around with other universes. But I didn’t Bang any of them. — PolitiTweet.org
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
Prepare thyself, Los Angeles. God is coming. And this time… he’s Sean Hayes. https://t.co/Z9PkkYbCGv — PolitiTweet.org
Playbill @playbill
.@ActOfGodBway is coming to LA with a new star @TheTweetOfGod http://t.co/TWShRkIWIC http://t.co/IB41bc8kXu
God (Not a Parody, Actually God) @TheTweetOfGod
I have no plan. — PolitiTweet.org
